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Picture me this: Spiderman! Yadriel × deadpool! Julian.

My reference:

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Straight love stories are like: we saw each other and thought they were hot, we kissed and now we’re in love

Queer love stories are like: “He is half of my soul as the poets say”, “I would've loved you if we had more time”, “He was a boy made of fire who'd been turned to frost. He was meant to burn”, “all the people are fake. Theyre made out of metal. But I like you… and that is not fake”, “Ismail Shah, did he forget the color of Isfahan's sky?”

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Thinking about zag’s too-much-time-out-of-the-underworld character portrait

This is the saddest, most pathetic, sopping wet man to ever walk this wretched earth

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it’s so frustrating that every fitness related tag (fitness, running, yoga, fitspo, etc.) is filled with p-rn. i just want to browse fitness inspiration posts in peace

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Feast, :]

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In the archives. Straight up beholding it. And what do I mean by it? Heh... well let's justr say... my statements.

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Gonna start a fundraiser to buy twitter

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AITA for not telling my son we know he’s queer. I 40s(m) and my wife 40s(f) have a 17 (m) son lately he’s been sneaking around and keeps almost starting to come out and then backing out or getting interrupted. It’s exhausting and I think we should just tell him we know but I’m not sure that’s the best course of action? I worry it might come off wrong.the worst part is his grades have been slipping and if he’s sneaking around with a boyfriend that might be what was causing it? I don’t care if he has a boyfriend I just want him to succeed.

EDIT: nvm he’s Spider-Man

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I will NEVER get over Rick's relaxed, proud smile after he puts up the picture of Morty (That he had carefully folded in the front pocket of his WALLET mind you) on the wall of who went into the hole. ESPECIALLY considering that this is after Rick refused to go into the hole, he's acknowledging that Morty is braver than he is, which explains why he's so proud of him here- That's so fucking sweet what-

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Tumblr should tell you how many times you’ve been blocked but not who’s blocked you. Let me see how many enemies I have made.

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being obsessed w a piece of media is so scary. what if my mutuals see how insane i go about it and think oh i gotta check out what this is about and then think it sucks and kill me with rocks. what if they hate my favorite characters

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ancient

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rough jontim animatic as a little treat

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SOBBING RQ <3

this show is ruining my life

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I find it so cute that Rick will remember the smallest, most random details from Morty and still claim he doesn't care, like sure buddy, I always remember small, random details about people I don't care about

Like he canonically knows that Morty loves inception

That Morty loves the Sherk movies

when Morty wants to ask Rick something without Morty even saying anything

"*Sigh* Yes, Morty?"

Knows that Morty is a visual learner

"I know, you're a visual learner"

And knows that Morty is afraid of spiders (I mean, that wasn't his greatest fear, but still)

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“irreplaceable”

the one word where morty figured out this wasn’t really rick.

and no wonder morty believes rick could just up and replace him any day. because there’s infinite versions of him, after all. because there’s infinite other things that are better than him. because, for the longest time, every other day, rick kept on telling him how replaceable he is.

no wonder he was scared that hug wouldn't have been real.

but, truth is, rick would’ve jumped after him (if he had thought morty was in real danger).

truth is, rick would have performed in front of a crowd for him.

truth is, rick would anything, just about anything, for him. he would travel the longest distances just to get him back. he would spoil him with gadgets and gifts. he would forgo the chance to see his wife again just so he could spend the rest of the evening with him.

truth is, morty was wrong.

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honestly? that one David Tennant Richard II Kiss™ is my favourite acted kiss in history

look how ridiculously tender and how achingly desperate it is. so gentle, so kind, and yet so selfish at the same time. i've never seen anything quite so human

just. just look at these

there's something so genuine and chaste about this kiss, while also being gorgeously passionate and heated and...... it's just perfect