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— Albert Einstein
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Eating spicy food is socially accepted self-harm
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babygirl you would not believe the superiority complex me and the other never left tumblr homies have right now
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Using your microwave to soften overly frozen ice cream from your freezer is perhaps the greatest example of decadent civilization.
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looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations
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