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imagine two mated wyrms twisting around each other, possessing an uncountable number of limbs, each claw of good or evil interlocked with its opposite, the coil twists further around itself into a skein of flesh. how i would describe DNA to a wizard

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i feel like a funny thing no one talks about with ppl who wanna transition is like. yknow that feeling of “just sat on my balls weird and now i want to explode” this will happen w ur tits when u lay down sometimes. I would assume this also happens the other way around if you get phalloplasty

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people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

#o god #that would fuck me up forever

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it's so funny how graffiti is like a non issue that effortlessly reveals peoples' reactionary tendencies.

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cuz when we sneezing and hopping

we snopping

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a poem on waking up

Every morning at half past five a Towhee tells me, "I am alive!" and in you, I must confide I am filled with Avicide.

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day 31

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me going to bed tonight

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I used to reference this tweet all the time. I did it for years. I misremembered "kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt" being a meme so I gave people shit for not remembering it

and then one day I looked it up and realized it was from a failed 2013 gimmick account that tweeted 6 times before being abandoned and got like. 2 retweets ever.

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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

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Its good that i have a blog now cuz I used to write all this bullshit down physically in a diary and my mom found mine and read it when i was 15 and i got in so much trouble cuz i drew goku with a boner so foreboding frightening it cleaved his jorts clean in half down the crotch seam and she threw it in a dumpster but then i crawled inside and retrieved it in the dark of night to preserve the archives of my mind but I lost it the very next day cuz i dropped it into the wave pool at Wild Wild n Wet (waterpark). Nowadays relying on digital spaces we have no guarantee of our eras information being preserved for futture generations tho and as the lights go out The silence will be suffocating and we will all be boner goku at the bottom of the wave pool at Wild Wild and Wet lowkey so u might as well start an nsfw twitter with ur government name and credit card info in bio tbh

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Everyone’s a critic.

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WAYNE'S WORLD (1992) dir. Penelope Spheeris

#gif warning

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old falins i never posted

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behold, SCIENCE