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Hello dear friends. I am trying to move across the country soon and let go of things in my life and I have all these perks from omgcp kickstarter 2 and 3. I’d like to sell them to someone who was a big check please fan but never got these fun things! 

included are 2 pie zines, all the poster-card sets, 2 sticker sets, 2 posters, a samwell and a falconers patch, a bookplate that is signed by Ngozi that you can put into any of the books you already own, and the 2 pendants! 

would be happy to sell it for like $30 CAD, plus whatever the shipping would cost. happy to mail it internationally. if you’re interested, please send me a dm on my insta @meganestewart or send me a message here and i’ll try to remember to come back and check haha

#omgcp #omg check please #check please #jack zimmermann #eric bittle

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I dreamt that you had done a series of one-panel comics featuring ocean creatures wearing suits and standing in incongruous human settings saying bland but emotionally intelligent punchlines that hinted at larger backstories, such as a crab holding onto the strap on the bus and saying "I don't know, guys. I found that very hurtful." And every time you posted one you captioned it, "Damn this is my best work."

damn this is my best work

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A bit of both

(Prints available on InPrnt)

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#hockeychallengefave

favorite team + favorite players: 2014-15 montreal canadiens (as trading cards)

#:(

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POV you’re a radical leftist freedom fighter that the narrative has chosen to turn into a terrorist so the protagonist can learn the horrors of radicalism and choose moderate reform instead

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i am eating chips. i am stress smoking. i am a rat behind a grocery store. i am responding to emails professionally. i am avoiding all texts from friends. i am taking benzodiazepines to call my girlfriend. i am relaxed. i am too stressed out to function. i am a boy king. i am treating my spine like a slinky.

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Hey it’s ace week and you’re local ace has something to say! I’ve been out as ace for 3 years now and it’s still a big part of my identity that I’m proud of so here’s a lil something for those who need it!

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Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

#it's FLUORESCENTS. but still gold

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Fuck all romance except for what that canada hockey guy and that boy who makes pies had going on

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Based on the funniest fucking anon ask I’ve ever seen on this site

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https://twitter.com/mohammadhussain/status/1340439172687998981?s=21

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i love concerts because no matter how shitty your life is at the moment, everything just seems to makes sense in those couple of hours and u feel so alive and happy and theres so much adrenaline and happiness and all ur problems just kinda fade away for a little bit

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Sonali Deraniyagala with her wife, Fiona Shaw.

Fiona met Sonali in 2014 after reading Sonali’s acclaimed grief memoir, Wave. They married in 2018.

Fiona said: “We spent half an hour chatting. When I left I thought, ‘I have just met life’. Very quickly I thought, I just want to live with this person — and it’s been one of the most marvellous things to happen but it was also highly unlikely. Thankfully, she thought the same and it’s been a beautiful thing to happen at this stage of my life.”

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no offence but i think a lot of us me included don’t actually want romantic love as badly as we think and really are just lonely and crave a closeness and intimacy that feels out of reach in friendships because of society’s emphasis on marriage and the nuclear family so we project that into the never ending search for a perfect love and a soulmate when really we all just want to mean something to someone

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if you want your female characters to both have agency in the story and be complex human individuals then sometimes bad things have to be their fault