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bitternanami · 10 hours
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yeah see this is my problem with DuckDuckGo
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bitternanami · 14 hours
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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me
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bitternanami · 15 hours
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if you say "as one does" after any phrase nobody's allowed to think you're weird anymore. cheat code bypass for all standards of social normalcy
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bitternanami · 15 hours
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Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.
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bitternanami · 16 hours
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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening
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bitternanami · 1 day
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they call me the scared guy on account of the . wait did you guys hear something. ._.
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bitternanami · 1 day
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funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay
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bitternanami · 1 day
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Juan Ruiz
Ididitagain, 2022
oil painting
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bitternanami · 1 day
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Cuddling. don’t mind the claws of the beast
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bitternanami · 1 day
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bitternanami · 1 day
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bitternanami · 1 day
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cursing and sweating and shaking as I open a pill bottle and spill three into my hand and toss them back without water like a guy self medicating after being wounded in an action movie but you see they’re lactase pills and i start eating a bowl of ice cream
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bitternanami · 1 day
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monkyeon’s stickchuck has me in tears 💀
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bitternanami · 2 days
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this too shall pass
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bitternanami · 2 days
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Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
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bitternanami · 2 days
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[id: a banner for saturday stardew with delta and cass, decorated with plants from stardew valley of all sorts. text reads: twitch @ variablesystem, east coast evenings, and two ats: tinypuffballofanger and ymirjotunn. /end id.]
shabbat shalom, we'll be live at 7:30 EST. <3
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