bittercoffeeonmykeyboard

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"their relationship is strictly platonic" "they're so in love" well, more importantly, they are fucking weird and abnormal about each other in an undeniable way

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You: Nooo, don’t pick me up, I’m too heavy!

Yuuji Itadori, age 26, man of all men: I picked up a car with no adrenaline when I was 15.

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i would take one for the team and fuck the mothman

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what’s the point if i don’t get to fuck a werewolf

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[image id: a list of chapters, each simply titled “Chapter” and the chapter number, except for the last one which is titled “Chapter 8: They Fuck In This One” end id]

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characters who self sabotage, characters who say the wrong thing, characters who know they can’t fix it but try anyway, or maybe not, characters who fail, fuck up, who can’t and won’t be saved. i love you.

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REBLOG if you have amazing, talented WRITER friends.

Because I certainly do, and I love every single one of them and their work.

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I know adverbs are controversial, but "said softly" means something different than "whispered" and this is the hill I will die on.

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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

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writers whenever they’re starting a new fic: I have these ✨ vibes ✨ now I’ll have to build an entire plot and write an entire fic about those vibes

#truly #its pain #i wrote the smut but now i have to write the plot leading up to it???? who did this to me

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when in fics they say two characters gave each other a look this is always what i envision in my head

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love making statements about characters with absolutely no canon backing. i love making things up

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Every year… Every damn year…

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First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳

Seasoned smut writer: *ringing bell* Come get uR PORNOGRAPHY! 10k pwp, it's KINKY AS HECK so share it with all your friends!!! If you've got any suggestions for my Kinktober just drop it in the comments, I will write whatever wet, messy & DOWNRIGHT FILTHY fic about these two idiots 👏