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you’ve heard of chilchuck dewey… however, i propose: chilchuck

malcolm.

my reasoning is as follows:

both have very prominent dark eyebrows as contrasted against their lighter hair colors, which accentuates the fact that they are, in fact, perpetually frowning.

both assume themselves to be the smartest person in the room to the point that they underestimate literally everyone in their lives.

both are really bad at putting their best foot forward and make themselves seem lamer and more pathetic than they actually are due to simply being really bad communicators who end up sounding like assholes even when they have good intentions.

both got their first grey hair in their teens due to their tendency to find literally every situation stressful or reproachable or both.

and most importantly, both are miserable little haters.

#idk what chilchuck is but this all checks out for malcolm

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The Addams Family // New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family

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top 10 most divorced men to ever live right behind henry viii

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not arguing with someone with brown eyes so dark they’re black. whatever you say beautiful.

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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

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About to drive my Chevy to the levee. Sure hope it's wet over there

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Propaganda...

Mr Darcy (2005): ...

Mr Darcy (1995):

There's a reason why Colin Firth is forever known as Mr. Darcy above all other roles he's had and will have! Even ignoring the wet white shirt, which has become A Thing now, he is so hot with his curly hair and his little half smiles and his intense looks of longing and his legs that go on for milessss.

#oh ITS SO CLOSE #dont feel that strongly bout this tbh #but i voted cfirth just cuz i KNOW some tomgreg weirdos r voting Mcfadyen just cuz they like him for that #maybe they haven't even seen 2005 p&p. js😤

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i think any vietnam vet with the audacity to go back to vietnam on vacation should be overwhelmingly grateful their tour guide doesn’t just murder them

#good for him (the guide)

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#nsfw text

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“What is it that the child has to teach?

The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not.

And the child is right.”

— Rabbi Tzvi Freeman

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the little lego men are having gay sex every time you arent looking at them

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call me Muntadhar al-Zaidi's shoe the way im going after that bush

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found another treasured childhood item

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One ring to rule them all by Hubble ESA