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sure sex is good but the real sex is house demonstratively shoving chips into his face while wilson smiles and they're both comfy on the couch in soft romantic lighting

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Let your local (internationally wanted) criminals be a little bit silly and lovey-dovey today~

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MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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*talking on the phone* Kilrain: Remember how I said that Tom and I were gonna have a calm night out for once? Chamberlain: Yeah… Kilrain: Well, we’re in jail. Chamberlain: *hangs up*

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shoutout to dan sickles for not being in gettysburg (1993) maybe it’s for the better

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GOD YOURE SO RIGHT LMFAO

dream blunt rotation

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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

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shoutout to dan sickles for not being in gettysburg (1993) maybe it’s for the better

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I love this meme so much.

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Bold!Assistant Manager Ijichi Kiyotaka Headcanons

We all know Ijichi’s personality, our beloved Assistant Manager. Dedicated, protective, hardworking, loyal, and calm. But poor Ijichi, he gets nervous easily if a problem arises. Would he ever get bold and confident in himself? Let’s see how it goes.

👔Bold!Ijichi who stands for himself when Gojo teases him. “Gojo san, I believe I still have paperwork to finish as well as you have a meeting with the higher-ups in 5 minutes. You better hurry up to be on time. Good luck.” Ijichi confidently informs Gojo, leaving him gaped in shock.

👔Bold!Ijichi asks Nanami to have dinner together on a weekend. Until the last time, it was Nanami who insisted on paying the bill. Ijichi would get so flustered and shy to turn down such generosity. This time is different. “Nanami san, I would like to invite you for dinner this weekend. Excuse me, I insist on paying the bill this time. If it suits you, please accept my invitation.” Ijichi ends his words with a respectful bow. With a warm smile, Nanami replies before bowing back “my pleasure, Ijichi san.”

👔Ijichi never asks for help. He would rather stay for HOURS to find the solution for an issue or search for a missing paper. Ijichi doesn’t like to involve anyone in his chaos. One time, Bold!Ijichi asks Nitta if she has some free time to help him fill out some minor papers. “Thank you for letting me help out, Ijichi san.” Nitta informs Ijichi after receiving the paperwork. As the nice man he is, Ijichi brings a treat for her the next morning as a payback for helping him.

👔Everyone at Jujutsu High knows that Ijichi is forbidden from fighting. Whenever he passes by the students training with Gojo or Nanami, Ijichi is captivated and reminisces over the old days as a student. At long last, Bold!Ijichi gathers up his courage to ask Gojo to be in a fight with his first-year students; certainly under his supervision. Gojo is reluctant to accept, but one fight won’t hurt, right? Gojo announces to his students their new, one-fight-only partner for the day, specifically fighting with Yuji against Nobara and Megumi. Yuji is thrilled after such an announcement. Bold!Ijichi takes off his glasses and jacket to get ready alongside Yuji.

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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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Natalie Portman being confused by the fact that you have to say “hi” to someone before starting a conversation in France got me like ?????

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I want a fanfic of an Alternate Universe where for whatever reason George Joestar I and Will Zeppeli meet when they are younger and become the original Joestar and Zeppeli duo.

I’m thinking that Zeppeli, aged 19 here, is still learning the art of Hamon from Tonpetty, but for whatever reason he is sent to England to do some “soul searching” and ends up meeting George at like some sort of archeological dig site with his father or something. Zeppeli makes up an excuse for why he is there, which could be something like “Oh Im just visiting from Italy, and I got a bit lost, can you help?” and George’s dad is like “of course my boy! Come to our mansion”.

George and Will start to get closer, and Will opens up a little about staying with Tonpetty and learning Hamon. George, ever so the curious boy, wants to learn more and more about this strange boy and this super cool power of his, so he asks Will to teach him. Will then proceeds to have an existential crisis of wether he should go behind Tonpetty’s back to teach this kid a sacred art and wether he’d be good enough to do so. At this point, Will has JUST lost his father to the stone mask and has just been taken under Tonpetty’s wing as a rookie Hamon user. Feeling overwhelmed, Will runs of into a random part of the mansion.

George runs after him, already coming up with a multitude of apologies for scaring him. When he catches up with him, he sees one of the butlers scolding Will for accidentally bumping into him while running. Theres some xenophobic rhetoric flying towards him, as Will is still very much Italian, and immigrants from all over were not treated fairly by many at this time in history. Hearing all the outrageous things being said, George stands up for Will, ultimately telling the butler to never speak to anyone like that ever again, or he might suffer dire consequences.

Will, seeing this act if kindness and bravery from this boy, thanks him profusely, and as a thank you gift, tells him that he can try to teach George Hamon.

The next day, the two are in the grassy fields near the lake, where Will is preparing to test if George has got what it takes. Will is nervous. What if he doesn’t have the skill? What if everything is for naught? With a hesitant breath, Will hits George in the diaphragm.

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Thats all I have right now! Sorry if the characters are OOC, or if this entire thing doesn’t make sense. This is just a silly idea I had while hyper fixating on Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. The age of Will when he looses his dad is probably different than in canon, but Im pretty sure he was a young adult.

To anyone who reads this and actually finds it interesting, feel free to say something in the comments or tags, or even dm me!

#jojos bizarre adventure #jojo kimyou na bouken #jjba #george joestar i #will a zeppeli #william zeppeli #phantom blood #jjba part 1

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OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:

Hampster Dance (1998) Rejected (2000) All Your Base (2001) Tidus Laughing (2001) The End of the World (2003) Badger Badger Badger (2003) Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003) GI Joe PSAs (2003) Llama Song (2004) Banana Phone (2004) Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004) Charlie the Unicorn (2005) Cillit Bang (2006) Caramelldansen (2006) Metal Gear Awesome (2006) Leekspin (2006) Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006) The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007) Powerthirst (2007) Paffendorf (2007) Splash Attack (2007) Caipirinha Dance (2007) I Take a Potato Chip… (2007) Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007) Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008) Danjo (2008) Giga Pudding (2008) The Ultimate Showdown (2008) Balsamic Vinegar (2008) Sakura-Con Commercial (2009) Shamwow (2009) Slapchop (2009) OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009) Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010) HEYYEYAA (2010) Galo Sengan (2011)

There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.

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Pov you're the short friend