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rb to bite the person u reblogged from

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had a hairdresser do such a mid touch up on my mullet that immediately after i left the salon i went to the store and bought my own clippers to fix and have discovered that its not as hard as she made it seem and will be doing my own hair from now on

#unless other queer people want to fuck up my hair #thats fine #but i freehanded that shit and it was so easy #idk why she seemed so scared of the clippers #it was just a touch up too i barely actually had her touch the long part #i just wanted the sides shaved back down and blended into the length #wyn chirps

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people who can’t handle mildly weird people are so annoying. “omg this person thinks they’re married to a fictional character???!! wtf???!!!” all my mutuals are delusional nonhuman furries and gods and angels and shit who wanna fuck laptops or the concept of space. and I bring them GIFTS for their weddings with their fictional spouses. get on my level

#a lot of my worldview nowadays comes down to literally who the fuck cares #is it affecting me in any significant way? no? then who gives a shit

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I am once again furious there isn't a dyke version of grindr

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this motherfucker actually just tweeted this in the middle of his own championship match at wrestlemania

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you can recognize yourself through the fictional character. but watch out

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"i dont want topless women or leather daddies at pride" then why are you going. like be really fucking serious why are you going

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playing dress up

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its over for me gang. i found him on tinder and tried to swipe left but ended up accidentally super liking him instead and cant rewind. i will never recover from this.

i have a stupid fucking crush on this trans guy that is in some of my classes and i dont know what to do about it. i think if i dont get an opportunity to make out with him soon i will evaporate into a fine mist. but also. i am terrible at talking to people.

#wyn chirps

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recent google search: how to get smug bastard transmasc poets to go out with you

i have a stupid fucking crush on this trans guy that is in some of my classes and i dont know what to do about it. i think if i dont get an opportunity to make out with him soon i will evaporate into a fine mist. but also. i am terrible at talking to people.

#wyn chirps

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i have a stupid fucking crush on this trans guy that is in some of my classes and i dont know what to do about it. i think if i dont get an opportunity to make out with him soon i will evaporate into a fine mist. but also. i am terrible at talking to people.

#whats even worse is that in my first major interaction with him i mistakenly told him #that i wanted to commit violent acts against him (weird autistic flirting) but i think he interpreted it as violent acts (dangerous) #please i promise i am very charming once you get to know me but social interaction makes me so viscerally uncomfortable it turns me stupid #wyn chirps

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Before you post on Tumblr, THINK!

T – Is it Terrible? H – Is it Horny? I – Is it Ignorant? N – Is it Nautically themed? K – Is it Kringe?

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more scribblblbblblbles

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#human beings who love each other a lot essentially become a single organism with two bodies #the presence of and interaction with that other person becomes crucial to the regulation of their nervous and endocrine systems #humans are made to Merge i think

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this is so important.

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and btw they are calling the wyld hunt down on my ass soon <3

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