bionicgenius

[bionicgenius]

yep. sorry.

@bionicgenius

What. The hell are you doing with Sheryll?

#i already dont feel great so that's not a good sign #daventag

[bionicgenius]

I...did not think of that. The good news is I didn't give her that much, so... she should be fine?

Hopefully I'll be fine too... Okay. Sheryll is back in her terrarium, which is tightly locked. I'm gonna go treat this bite.

@bionicgenius

What. The hell are you doing with Sheryll?

#daventag

[bionicgenius]

Well, yeah. She still has to learn how to use her new intelligence but her brain capacity should have expanded instantaneously. 

Who knows? Maybe this is the future of domesticated pets I just discovered. You should be happy that you’re on the front lines of my research and- OW, Sheryll.  She bit me, but the good news is, I didn’t drop her!

@bionicgenius

What. The hell are you doing with Sheryll?

#daventag

[bionicgenius]

Oh, calm down. All I did was give her some mild sentience. Only enough to make her more interesting and solve basic puzzles, like a toddler or the average herding dog. 

@bionicgenius

What. The hell are you doing with Sheryll?

#daventag

[bionicgenius]

No way! I'm not letting you interrupt my scientific process!

You're too late anyways. I've already injected her with my mutagen.

@bionicgenius

What. The hell are you doing with Sheryll?

#HA #daventag

[bionicgenius]

...

Would you believe me if I said it was a spider-food smoothie?

@bionicgenius

What. The hell are you doing with Sheryll?

#:) #daventag

[bionicgenius]

You can play with syringes. That's a thing people do. It's a new trend.

@bionicgenius

What. The hell are you doing with Sheryll?

#daventag

[bionicgenius]

Oh, uh, nothing really. You know, just...playing with her.

@bionicgenius

What. The hell are you doing with Sheryll?

#yes i am aware i'm talking about a spider #daventag

[bionicgenius]

Hey, Chase? I know you're kind of busy with catching and... disposing of the mice, but I thought of something you'll really like to hear. You're right! (Re: poison) Biochemistry defines it as any natural or synthetic substance that causes damage to living tissues. Then again, you have access to every dictionary available, so you probably know that already. By the way, was the toxin carbon-based or ammonium-based? Just curious.

Ooh, I do love to hear I'm right!

The toxin was carbon-based, too. The internet is giving me such fun questions!!

#daventag

[bionicgenius]

Yes. We aren't using those in this experiment. This is solely focused on genetics.

How and why did you end up making toxic mice?

Oh, I've been waiting for someone to ask me this! Thanks, anon!

I didn't mean to make them toxic, let me first say that. I just wanted to make them colorful, but despite my immaculate genome sequencing a mutation happened that made their skin produce toxins that, as I found out the hard way, are harmful to humans.

Am I playing God a tiny bit? Yes, definitely. Do I regret my actions? Absolutely not. I learned a lot from this experiment.

#daventag

[bionicgenius]

I thought they were both kind of funny, actually.

How and why did you end up making toxic mice?

Oh, I've been waiting for someone to ask me this! Thanks, anon!

I didn't mean to make them toxic, let me first say that. I just wanted to make them colorful, but despite my immaculate genome sequencing a mutation happened that made their skin produce toxins that, as I found out the hard way, are harmful to humans.

Am I playing God a tiny bit? Yes, definitely. Do I regret my actions? Absolutely not. I learned a lot from this experiment.

#daventag

[bionicgenius]

I'd love your help, actually. You, me, and Marcus can all work on my experiments together.

But just to be clear, I'm in charge.

How and why did you end up making toxic mice?

Oh, I've been waiting for someone to ask me this! Thanks, anon!

I didn't mean to make them toxic, let me first say that. I just wanted to make them colorful, but despite my immaculate genome sequencing a mutation happened that made their skin produce toxins that, as I found out the hard way, are harmful to humans.

Am I playing God a tiny bit? Yes, definitely. Do I regret my actions? Absolutely not. I learned a lot from this experiment.

#daventag

[bionicgenius]

Thanks! That means a lot coming from you.

How and why did you end up making toxic mice?

Oh, I've been waiting for someone to ask me this! Thanks, anon!

I didn't mean to make them toxic, let me first say that. I just wanted to make them colorful, but despite my immaculate genome sequencing a mutation happened that made their skin produce toxins that, as I found out the hard way, are harmful to humans.

Am I playing God a tiny bit? Yes, definitely. Do I regret my actions? Absolutely not. I learned a lot from this experiment.

#daventag

[bionicgenius]

No, it's okay, I totally get it. They will stay in cages from now on, I promise.

Hello, internet. I’m back!

Quite frankly, I’ve missed this. It’s nice to have a neutral playing field in this family, and considering I’m usually the brunt of, well, everything, Tumblr is a safe space.

(Quick side note, if any of you find a mouse (or multiple) that appears like it has neon pink fur, please let me know.)

#daventag

[bionicgenius]

How and why did you end up making toxic mice?

Oh, I've been waiting for someone to ask me this! Thanks, anon!

I didn't mean to make them toxic, let me first say that. I just wanted to make them colorful, but despite my immaculate genome sequencing a mutation happened that made their skin produce toxins that, as I found out the hard way, are harmful to humans.

Am I playing God a tiny bit? Yes, definitely. Do I regret my actions? Absolutely not. I learned a lot from this experiment.

#genetic engineering is so fun! #daventag

[bionicgenius]

Do you want to reconcile with her, she was your friend right?

Yeah, I wish I could, but... I don't know if I can.

#daventag

[bionicgenius]

Are you still on bad terms with Chloe

Um...yeah. We haven't exactly reconciled.

#daventag