[chanting under my breath: god clive god clive god clive]
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The first rule of tragedy is to be yourself. The second of rule of tragedy is to be literally anyone else. The third rule is that however much you try there is no escaping being yourself forever.
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The Only Important Rule To Remember:
When there are only two ships remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.
Sadly, we must bid goodbye to Rebelcaptain. Allow me to salute all of the wonderful, dedicated Rebelcaptain fans who fought so valiantly for them. You got them into the final three! 🫡
…and then there were two.
This. Is. It.
It’s the battle of the Obi-Wan ships.
Will the winner be Obikin?
Or will it be Codywan?
Cast your votes for the last time to decide, once and for all... what is the best Star Wars ship of all time?
...oh, but remember, this is all just for fun! So don't take it too seriously ;)
Happy voting, and may the best ship win!
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having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime
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i can't believe jabba the hutt sounds like good pussy
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File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense
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who else up hurkleing their durkleing
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ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.
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Well I take it that they're getting rid of live then
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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KIND (2003)
dir. peter jackson
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