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“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.

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Can we get a bulge update?

Sure! It’s still there

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when gamers say "gg" at the end of a match it means good girl

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bro, just put your cock in me bro. fuck me like a slut, bro

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blocked and unfollowed sucked and swallowed i don’t care. i don’t care

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

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Mirror, mirror, on the wall, show me penis, cock and ball

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How come nobody is posting their private parts on this site no more

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honestly one of the most iconic images ive ever seen in my life

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more guys should pull out their dicks and show me

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okay, let’s settle this like MEN. (kisses you)

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Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition