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1.1.17: IT’S JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT

#went to see rocky horror w emma #they had like strobe light dancing before it started #i almost got teabagged by an actor #people screamed and threw shit #it was amazing #we were up until 4 #had a lazy morning #played soccer w the kids #then went home for a shower and met up w friends from middle school #it was really boring and weird but then we played games on fb and it was ok

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Dec 31 / Day 366 / 2016 is finally dead

#went to emma's house and hung out w her family and played w her brothers #i have officially been named the fun aunt and they love me #went to sf and visited the de young but they kicked us out early #went to half moon bay and someone wrote send nudes on the sand #made mac n cheese and the sauce was just butter and an entire cheese plate #julie flushed aryn's keys down the toilet

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Dec 27-30 / top gun vibes

#made scallion pancakes from scratch and they were nasty bc idk how to follow simple instructions #got my blood drawn bc i have health issues which was SO MUCH FUN #they took so much and it hurt and i made the mistake of watching it #got new glasses and aviators which are really douchey and i'm excited #emma: you should be more emotionally open #me: whatmakesyouhahaha.mp3

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Dec 26 / Day 359 / “this was a mistake”

#emma hung out w me today #i took her shopping and she was miserable #we got lost trying to find where we parked the car #had tacos that were too spicy for me #i had a 32 oz horchata #and we watched that 70's show

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Dec 25 / Day 358 / merry crisis

#went to my uncle's for christmas #my cousin and i started drinking at 3 in the afternoon #we were like a lil shloshed all night #we jammed to 80's music #my other cousin photoshopped his family's faces onto vs models #peach vodka is Great

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Dec 24 / Day 357 / we went back in time

#i will probably die on a trampoline #my mom is a goddess: another reminder #flew back but we actually gained hours so we landed earlier than when we left #time zones are bullshit

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Dec 23 / Day 356 / “capitalism!”

#my mother is a goddess and i love her #went to dim sum and ate a lot #had pork belly spring rolls for dinner #played monopoly with the kids #drank more alcohol

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Dec 22 / Day 355 / the gays r in town

#the last five days was just eating a lot and playing tu sac #went to newtown which is like. gay sydney #had a great time #went to the fish market and had lunch

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Dec 18 / Day 351 / my 7 year old cousin cleaned me out

#went to a fancy dinner in sydney #and then we hung out gambling and drinking expensive shit

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Dec 17 / Day 350 / jagerbombs have never failed me and i love them

#went to bondi beach for breakfast and beach things #then went to a farmer's market #had malaysian food #then played in the pool w the kids #and THEN we went to a fancy chinese restaurant #and barhopping #drunk pool and karaoke are adventures

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Dec 16 / Day 349 / “what’s a sweater” “oh my god you’re so australian”

#went to my uncle's house #met the rabbit and hung out w my lil cousins #we played pictionary

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Dec 14-15 / all that work for 70 cents

#first it was super hot and the house has no ac so i was Suffering #had some more alcohol #mom and great grandma and a great aunt played tu sac for hours on end #with like. pennies #i caught on pretty well #and then it got really cold and rainy which i really appreciated #did a lot of crocheting and drawing and watching shows

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Dec 13 / Day 346 / “his tiddies are out”

#went to the temple #it was so. hot. #like 90's #and i got a new bracelet to replace my old one #the grounds were very pretty #i felt very irreverent #got some alcohol on the way back and it was very weak and i finished it but i didn't feel anything #more awkwardness when i met my distant uncle and his wife

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Dec 12 / Day 345 / 🛬

#landed and was exhausted #uncle hai picked us up and took us down to wollongong #i'm very awkward #it's hot as balls #australia is so green

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Dec 7 / Day 340 / why walgreens???

#haha i was actually up untl SIX studying for my math final #i was like falling asleep on story's floor so i went to bed early and woke up at 4 #ally and i had a study party #ran into tati and jazmine in the hall #it was an adventure #took my bio final and studied math for two more hours #story took me on an excursion to walgreens and we all got friend pictures! #emma came back and we snuggled and talked and were sad #i tried to get drunk but i was too sad

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Dec 6 / Day 339 / this bitch

#look at rob!!!! so beautiful!!!!! #Tensions Rise as our mom's absence becomes apparent #andy and i wrestle too much #we had to draw a line down the rug to keep the peace #i made a monstrous burger that cost $25 with all the add ons i got #i'm desperate to spend all my meal points before they disappear #I Hate Math

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Dec 4 / Day 337 / i’m sorry! i love you!

#showed off my baby robot and we actually won a prize! woah!!! #there was this Really Cute Girl at the robot exposition and her robot was my favorite #emma left this day :( #i miss her a lot #the replacement mug she got me for when she broke my favorite mug came and it was cute