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bigmenbiggermeat · 2 days

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Planetary Pull

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bigmenbiggermeat · 7 days

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This Will Make You Lose Control

This is for all the fat addicted stoners that say "I have to smoke first" before everything. Roll up one or two joints, or a big blunt, or grind up enough to mindlessly fill your bowl over and over again. Read this until you're cross eyed, fatty!

First hit while looking at your portly stoner body. You’re still full from last nights gorging. Do you even remember everything you ate? If you do you didn't eat enough. Look at your rounded belly. Still covered in crumbs from sleeping with the empty bags. Your nail beds are stained with processed cheese dust and your mouth still caked with pizza sauce. How many days in a row have you woken up like this? You can’t remember. Every night this week? This month? This year?

You're so fucking addicted, bro. You're smoking right now and still all you can think about is huffing more and more weed smoke while your brain leaks out. Feel your gut grumble as the high makes your head even fuzzier. Take another hit. Cough til you drool. Place an order for McDonald's breakfast with eyes bigger than your stomach. Food tastes sooo good. You need more food. You need more.

More. Load up another bowl and order from somewhere else. Don't forget it on the doorstep. Gorge mindlessly and chug more and more til you're too full and too high to move. Then gorge some more. You crave more. You need more. Rub your overfed gut and fantasize about doing this every day for the rest of your life. You're so out of control. Look down and feel that double chin bulge. You need to eat until your gut hits the floor.

Imagine blowing up fatter. How big and bloated you are now and how huge and hanging you'll be later. Years of munchies take its toll. Empty mind except for greed and laziness, laying in your bed smoking and gorging 24/7. Fuzzy and floating and fat. You're so fucking fat now because you can't control your cravings. The munchies made you eat that, the munchies are why you're so big, just blame the munchies and admit you have no self control. It feels good to have no self control. Your bong thinks for you now. Huff that bong, stoner. Imagine every puff making you fatter and fucking fatter. Your big bloated stoner belly getting bigger and bigger. You're getting huge. You're getting huge and high. You're getting more and more addicted. Try to remember what it's like to be normal, what it's like to get turned on by normal things and not things that make big huge gainer stoner boner. You try to concentrate and accidentally force out a rumbling fart. All you do is rub and moan and toke and eat. Oh no, you're too heavy to get up. All you can do is order more pizza and leafly. You're so weak and useless now. Your body is weak and your mind is weak too. You can't stop reading and turning yourself into a gorged, ballooning piggy. Is your piggy gut growling? Time to eat! Time to do gorging and pumping and huffing. Oh wait, that's all your do.

You're so disgustingly big because of it. Smoke smoke smoke and admit it, piggy. Thick deep stretchmarks all over. You're so fucked. You're in way too deep. You're way too washed up to ever be fit again. Say goodbye forever to your former fit body and get used to your permapothead porker gut. Say hello to unhealthy huff gorging and gainer porn maxxing. Constant brain fried fattening. Just nnnghhh prrfrrapt brrrap hufff hufff coughcoughcough sluurrrp nnnghhh forever.

You're fucked, Tubby.

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bigmenbiggermeat · 10 days

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Midnight snacks during bulking season are getting out of hand 😅