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i love when my dad tells me that a band is from the same little middle of nowhere area of illinois we’re from. yeah he tells me every time their songs come on, but it’s silly

#and yk what it gets me every time #smoking pipes #chevelle

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sucks that if you show someone your cool new bruise they usually say something like "yeowch!" or "oh no how did you get that?" instead of ooh so pretty i like the shape & colors

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#yeah but all my work friends are QUITTING

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#i have ALWAYS thought this

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okay but i cannot lie, my friend calling me “thing” “creature” and “it” was the most gender euphoric thing that has ever happened to me in the middle of a kroger

#or anywhere for that matter #like yeah you’re so right actually

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there’s nothing better than getting yourself a little treat that’s on sale

#maybe i’m cheap #but it tastes better without the guilt of spending so much money

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#mint chip idc what anyone says #okay also not on here but #moose tracks

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a watched pot never boils so i'm just alternating between looking at and away from this pot so i can edge it

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no sexual innuendo or anything but i wanna kms

#directly stolen from my friend #but yeah

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"oh really?" "oh yeah?" "hm?" AJSSDBS FSHFD EUF FJE

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love "et cetera" like... theres soooo much more. beyond your wildest imaginations. Not gonna tell u what tho. Move on