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sorry i haven’t been as active recently. it’s been hard to focus on anything other than the fact that the country i live in is funding the extermination of an entire people.

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Lightning Fast VCR Employee En-snoopification

#cute!!!! #art

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#this is so!! cute!!!!! #art

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im gonna throw up

#NOOOOOOOO #hang on i gotta break the news to my friend

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can mike just become a fiction writer already these are getting out of hand

#hey diva!! are you? doing ok?? #oh no #i just had a bad thought #is there any chance he's using. uh. #ay eye? #i must banish these thoughts #i'd say i have faith in him but i really don't #whatever #i choose to believe

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completely fucking wild to see simone biles and aly raisman in the new wheel of the worst video. my fandom worlds colliding

#i know this isn't what this meant but god #it reads like simone biles and aly raisman are the guests #in a perfect world

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can we talk about how he fires "LGBTQIA+" off the hip without a stutter. never beating the allegations

#the lgbtqia+ community has forgiven mike stoklasa

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[RLM] I don't care if no one wants these stickers — *I* want them!!

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#WHOA #thank god I got a new job #now i can by whatever i want without consequence #art

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watching love lies bleeding tomorrow. preemptively apologizing to whoever has to clean my seat after.

#and i'm seeing it with a friend!!! how exciting #i'm not sure if i wanna watch drive away dolls? speaking of lez movies i guess #but we'll see

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#wrong. #i've been there the whole time #you just can't see me >:) #it's like that optical illusion video of the gorilla walking through the basketball game

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Jay tweets about Poor Things

#oh wow I hadn’t realized how similarly that other person phrased it lmao #james somerton’s burner account

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okay colin has a point

#colin speaking for all of us

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Rich Evans was mildly impressed. / Best of the Worst episode78

#i can't believe i haven't seen this before #i need this tattooed on me

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Since everyone loved this pic. Now you can imagine yourself sitting next to rich evans and be one of the dudes watching showgirls in the rlm studio

#woah..

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just two dudes watching showgirls on a weekday afternoon

#justgirlythings

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Made this as a joke to explain my thesis topic to my buddy

#op you're so right

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What the hell is going on at 29:45 in the new RLM video?

#orb