biblicalhimbos

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whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely

i made this anon in spore [2008]

next time show your face

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lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

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Anyone want to hang out with me in the Bhaal pit?

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Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

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I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.

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girls pool party!

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I’m going to go insane bc people think being kind is some kind of act of subservience instead of dignity. I need a camel crush Cigarette

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Edit: school pt 2

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somethin I've noticed

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I can't stop thinking about this post

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okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.

I'll start: bread

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Little fucking guy alert!!

[ID: two photos of a porcelain triceratops from different angles. The triceratops is very small and has blue floral designs on its crown and body. Its three horns are painted with gold luster.]

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New Coraline design drop

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chilchuck!

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I have NEVER seen a tiktok with this much vine energy I swear