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I saw *the* most atrocious boots on the internet and decided they suited Gem and Grian perfectly.

Reference boots below the cut

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Remember when Grian building a shrine to Mumbo to bring him back sent everyone into a frenzy? We now have Hermits building statues of each other and ACKNOWLEDGING IT. Joel has turned Hermitcraft from an SMP into a rom-com. This MARRIED MAN has rolled a critical success to seduce basically every server member, all while having a monument to his wife in his base!!!! insane

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uhhh idk what this is either

(i made this format, if you want the blank for some reason here it is)

#hermitcraft #and friends #self

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etho saying "oh snyappers :3" in response to "oh snappers" horn is like those toys that repeat human speech in high pitch

and i think the most hillarious thing for cub to do is to loop it via making a new horn with "oh snyapers :3" to make etho say "oww snyapyers :33" and then making a new horn with it and then-- it's like forcing two talking toms to repeat after each other until your brain hurts you know

#hermitcraft #need this to happen #please cub

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I love these two, got reminded of this clip and wanted to do a something. It's dumb, sorry lol

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Imp and Skizz talk about kissing each other

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Once again randomly remembered this story about a couple who had a small parrot - pretty sure it was a budgie - who didn't talk but learned to communicate with people in its own way. Once it figured out that people always turn to check their phones when the notification sound comes on, it started making the text message notification sound to request human attention. The parrot also liked to follow people to the door whenever guests were leaving, and would use its wings to pantomime the motions of a person putting their coat on. A very clever, charming bird.

And every once in a while it just randomly hated some people. Not for any real reason, or even reason to suspect bad vibes, but by deciding "fuck this person in particular" for shits and giggles alone. And one time when the owners had invited a new friend to their home, the bird decided that it Did Not Like Her.

So in the middle of polite conversation, the bird - who was free to roam around the apartment at the time - hopped onto the living room coffee table, right in front of the unwanted guest. And in that moment, the owners put two and two together and understood that whatever mischief the bird had decided to do, it was now too late to stop it.

But instead of unleashing the absolute hell that even the tiniest displeased parrot could be capable of, the little budgie made its little "may I have your attention please" cell phone notification sound, and once the guest was focused on the bird, looked at her dead in the eye while doing the putting-my-coat-on wing motion.

The guest did not recognise the pantomime for what it was, but she was nonetheless delighted that the parrot would do a little wing-roll dance for her. And the host couple were at first too stunned and then too polite to tell her how impressive that gesture truly was. Their bird had shown both remarkable restraint and cleverness by using its entire vocabulary of human communication just to say

"I have an important announcement: I think you should leave."

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Hermit-a-day 21: BdoubleO100!

I’ve been saving this painting (under cut) for a few months now because it just fits Bdubs so well!

This painting is by Jules-Cyrille Cavé and is titled “The Flower Girl”

#hermitcraft #art

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Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

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one thing about Joel Smallishbeans is that he's always giggling. I think most people overlook this in the fandom because most of the time his delivery is just so deadpan and sarcastic, but its when he's doing a bit with another person you can always hear him loudly giggling in between sentences trying not to break character. He is ESPECIALLY prone to doing this with Etho. Its so damn cute it makes me insane and I think more people deserve to notice this!!

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Etho getting robbed many times - the lore

#hermitcraft #self

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did you think it was a JOKE

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Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see

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I don't know what paddington is doing on that list, but it made me think of the time someone drew a picture of the queen with paddington after she died, and we had scores of people losing their minds at the idea that paddington bear wasn't the same kind of communist as them

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professional minecraft gamers touch grass (not clickbait) (real) (colorized)

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Impulse bought a set of cooking pans and cutlery for £155.67 only to find out they were made of cabbage.

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