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pick up ur wet cat please :/

he puts water everywhere

#astarion #wet cat

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#astarion #beautiful sweet tender delicious

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There is something about writing for Astarion that scratches an itch that the game doesn't quite reach.

Obviously a big part of it is putting him in situations he doesn't experience in the game, fleshing out his reactions to things, the like, but just... imagining him in all five senses? Not just the way he looks and sounds.

Imagining his skin, how cold it would be to the touch. How his fingers would warm over time entwined in yours. How his touch would leave shivering trails in its wake.

Imagining his scent, how it would waft from him. How it would surround you like his embrace. How it would slowly seep into you and begin to feel like a secondary home.

Imagining his taste, how unexpected it is the first time your lips part to welcome it in. How easily you find your tongue exploring for more. How every single flavor of his body is yours to try.

Just ahhhhhhhhhh, everyone should write for this man because he's like pure imagination fuel.

#astarion #astarion x tav #fanfic thoughts #im going to write again soon i can feel it

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I'm going to go with ESH. Listen OP, as much as Ash was in the wrong for wanting to ascend to ultimate power, you also agreed to help him, only to back out at the last second.

Sure you were tired, probably bleeding out, but put yourself in his shoes! You've just defeated your greatest enemy, Carl, and you're on top of the world. He was probably feeling invincible in that moment. In fact, he was probably just as high on adrenaline as you were on fumes.

Of course he tried going for it. That's when you, as a trusted friend, need to either be his ride-or-die or be honest about how uncomfortable the situation makes you. Who knows, maybe he would have even listened to you.

He trusted you in that moment. And then you gave him false hope? Oof, OP. Not a kind of friend I would want either.

Ash could have been kinder, or, you know, not wanted to become an all-powerful vampire, but you could have been a better friend.

AITA for killing a powerful vampire lord so that my vampire friend wouldn't ascend and become an AH?

I (101f, high elf) have been traveling with this guy (259m, high elf vampire) for a while now (let's call him Ash), listening to him talk about his old vampire master (I'm calling him Carl) and how much he wants to kill him and something about a ritual for days now. DAYS.

It all sounded like it was going to be a very bad idea for basically everyone involved. Either we were going to have a super powerful vampire ascendant on our hands or we were going to have to fight a tough battle to stop him. Ash made me promise to have his back and put a stop to his master's ritual and I agreed.

Except things went fucking sideways. Ash got pulled into the ritual, there were bats everywhere, Carl kept turning into fucking mist, ghouls kept attacking us, there were werewolves, the only time I managed to yeet Carl's ass down into the chasm below he fucking popped back up like the world's ugliest jack-in-the-box, like everything that could have possibly gone wrong DID go wrong. Half my team died in that fight and had to get rezzed. I almost died in that fight.

And then THIS asshole, Ash, had the au-damn-dacity to want to ascend instead of Carl. Didn't we do all that work to kill Carl? Why are we not killing Carl right now?

I'll admit, I was running on fumes, bleeding faster than I could think, so when he asked me to help him, I just sort of went with it until he asked to link our minds so that he could carve ritual runes into Carl's back. That's when it clicked. This bitch didn't want revenge, he wanted to become an all-powerful vampire. And that, dear readers, seemed like a really bad fucking idea.

So I did the only logical thing and said no. Ash got pissy, but then decided stabbing Carl to death was still on the table, so he did that. And then pitched a damn fit and killed about 7000 other people too, all because I said no.

And then when all THAT was done, he blew up in my face, accused me of ruining everything, and said he hoped I died screaming. Like...what the hell?

So clearly he thinks I'm the asshole. You tell me. AITA?

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#astarion #astarion x tav #this is a joke #but one I really wanted to make

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Absolutely feral for this bloodsucking mf

#astarion #that second one #🫠 excuse me while i melt away

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@bg-brainrot made Peepaw Gale in their fic set way after the defeat of the brain and so I had to make him!

Also read the fic, it's my favourite post game one!

#reblogging peepaw gale #because ive almost caught up in my reread #🥹 I will never get over this

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Thinking about how, like a cat, Astarion would hate it when you smell different. Not like if you're covered in mud or blood, but if you have the scent of someone else on you.

Astarion: What have you been up to?

Tav: Oh just hanging out with Karlach, why?

Astarion: You smell all wrong. I hate it.

Tav: I hadn't even noticed. Well, I'm sure I'll return to normal soon enough.

Astarion: *openly contemplates rubbing on you like a cat*

Tav: Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?

Astarion: *snaps out of it* Gods no, what do you take me for, a mangy stray?!

Tav: *barely holding back a 'yes'*

Astarion: Ugh, stop that. Either go take a bath or let me fix this.

Astarion would then spend several minutes dabbing you with his scents.

#astarion #astarion x tav #fanfic lite #i assume he has a good sense of smell #and like all cats hates it when things are different lol

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Thinking of how there's the option to eat the tadpole in bg3 and how laios would probably eat it if he was in the game

(Senshi only stops him so he can eat it gourmet/cooked)

#dungeon meshi #bg3 #this made me lol #not Astarion #but i love laios too #i like men with weird diets obviously

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#astarion #😭 beautiful work

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they moved wyll to the center for good pr

#bg3 #moving Wyll to the center 😭 #i like this reference

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Rereading WHaBFHtLA to hype myself back up to writing and, can I just say, I do not know how I wrote this much in such a short amount of time. 😭 I really do feel like I set an unrealistic standard for how fast I write and I'm so sorry for that!

#personal #WHaBFHtLA #we're going to get back into this groove so help me

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My wizard and her dashing rogue. <3

I have all three of these done now. Time to hand them to my hubby and see when he can make me that mini folding screen decor thing I wanted. hmmm, I just realized her eyes were closed in all 3? oh well.

#astarion #beautiful work ! !

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Based on The Kiss by Auguste Rodin, 1882.

The hand placement in this sculpture always gets me...

#astarion #bg3 #bg3 astarion #classical art astarion is best astarion #astarion fan art #fan art #my art

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Hello random influx of followers, I promise I write fic sometimes (even if I've been bad about it recently) 🫠

#where did u come from #I've been dying in a cocoon for days #how did you find your way here #personal #sort of

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commission for my beloved mutual dorosethea of astarion and their wild magic sorcerer, rowan 🥰🥰💕💕

(btw my commissions are open again, if anyone's interested!!)

#astarion #astarion x tav #ahhh beautiful

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WIP Game

Rules: make a new post and share 1-2 sentences from your most recent unposted WIP(s) with zero context – Let your followers guess!

Tagged by @mj-bites (thank you, you rock <333), tagging uhh :'D I'll admit I haven't had a chance to read much fic recently, so whoever sees this and feels inclined, consider this your invite!!

Snippet:

It hurts more than he wants to admit, and it hurts better than he’s willing to admit. It hurts like the first intake of breath after going without for far too long, it hurts like the smile that stretches too far. It hurts like love.

(I might have cheated with a bonus third sentence heh)

#tag game #wip game #astarion #ngl this segment has been written for a while #we just havent gotten to this particular part yet ;') #in brighter news my birthday has passed so i think the april sads will abate soon

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Astarion but he's a disney princess 👑

#astarion #pterodactyl screeching #yes this