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my dick is small and my mental illness is debilitating. from this, i can surmise that it's not my penis which stores mental illness, but something else entirely

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

#true

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#this is how my dog looks when he sleeps #more comfortable than i have ever been or ever will be

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i’m sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp

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A lot of my embroideries have been circulating tumblr without credit so hoping posting them here myself will help people find my silly art!

#love these

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How old were you at the lowest point in your life? Reblog this and put it in the tags, plus your current age maybe. I'm trying to see something.

#14 #ages 6-18 were all absolutely horrible but 14 was particularly shit #30 now

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#mmm i could go for some good satan toast

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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oh yes it's that time of year

#TOMORROW

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songs used to have a bridge and a third chorus

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

#flubber #but only very vaguely #the first one i remember very clearly is mulan

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I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

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insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?

#my irrational fear of the post office is seeming more rational all the time

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when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days

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