I told my dad and he said, “well, that’s your fault right?” And I was like yeah, guess I’ll just have to leave work early on Mondays and he’s like , “wait what?”
Then he just told me before we split to go to sleep that he’d pray that I can find one at one of the other theaters tomorrow
How is my theater really gonna be out of the Spider-Man 3 posters before the evening showings?!??
My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.