anybody else in the club feeling this one
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Fun fact: tomorrow's 4/20 is a palindrome for Americans. Making it Palindrome Pot Day (4202024)
yeah its also my golden birthday #twenty #twentieth So first its my birthday and then second its that stuff too
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going maximum cunt to boldly serve where no man has served before [X]
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why are all the star trek games based on war and ship command and galactic fighting and war. i want diplomat simulator. i want skyrim for star trek. i wanna talk to a bunch of aliens about their farming rivalry and then go to the planet where everyones an italian mobster. i dont give a shit about upgrading the torpedoes on my battle cruiser to level up and destroy other ships in the New Online MMORPG. i want my entire ship to malfunction because an alien laid an egg in the nacelles and then i want to fix it by raising the alien as my own and then tossing it into space. what’s so hard to understand.
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“Humans are huge sluts for aliens" factoid actually just statistical error. average human prefers other humans. Starfleet officers are outliers and should not have been counted
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inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.
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grapefruit cancels out just about every single medicine, it’s like activated charcoal
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Full tweet:
🚨🚨 In the space of 2 weeks we’ve gone from a pilot project that involved my cousin making and distributing one pot of fortified stew a day to a fully fledged soup kitchen with 10 volunteers that feeds 160 families a day or roughly 800 hungry people daily, in Omdurman #Sudan
To do this we’ve cut out all possible overhead costs to ensure we can feed as many people as possible
🟢Our volunteers are unpaid
🟢Our cooking utensils are borrowed
🟢The kitchens storage rooms are donated free of charge
🟢Transport of food items from the market to the kitchen is free courtesy of my Cousin’s Tuk tuk.
🟢However, in order to maintain this kitchen beyond Ramadan we need you to support this Gofundme that is now fully funding this kitchen 🙏🏽
Id: there are two photos in the tweet. The first in the tweet are of a group of men and women. The second is of stacks of backs of lentils.
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yo i think my doctor got in a fistfight
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sometimes I forget how good season 3 is. like yeah. cougarton abbey. really? So you're Clark M. Eichelburger? So ive had your photo around my neck since I was in high school? Todd. REMEDIAL CHAOS THEORY. GAYYY MARRIAGEEE!!! yk room temperature? this is the room. ohhh infected that's the word I was looking for. some flies are too awesome for the wall. I am jehova's most secret witness. I'm still rewatching the rest but they're good too
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