This crew of skeleton pirates has captured a vicious sea monster.
Oh no! She’s escaping…
…and taking over the ship!
Happy Halloween from Captain Lemonade!
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No Noise November. everyone shut up
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me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!
me:
immune system:
me:
immune system:
me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:
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1 - gives kibble to dogs in shelters with a single click
2 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to dogs in shelters, whether you get the question right or not
3 - gives 10 pieces of kibble to cats in shelters, whether you get the question right or not
4 - gives cat litter to cats in shelters with a single click
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This is the type of energy I’m trying to have
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