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my favorite game to play is “is supernatural actually trending or did some major political/social event just occur”

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‘dont say gay if youre bi’ lmao lets all leave the house! lets all go outside and get a big gulp of fresh air is what im thinking

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‘dont say gay if youre bi’ lmao lets all leave the house! lets all go outside and get a big gulp of fresh air is what im thinking

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i love small joys so much!!!! yes i love my coffee in my favorite mug!!! i love the sun spilling in the window!!! i love the wind on my face!!! i love my blanket over my lap!!! i love the clouds in the sky!!!! i am seeking joy in every moment!!!!

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lots of discourse online about when your friends whip out stilted therapy language on you but none of it reflecting how funny it can be. I just got hit with a “I am sorry for this miscommunication and will be better in the future” girl we’ve know each other for 14 years just say “my bad” 😭

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there's still a week left for the funniest possible thing to happen (charles dying before the coronation) like to charge reblog to cast or whatever

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so me…

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It’s so fucking over

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don’t contact me unless it’s to tell me i’m the girl of your dreams

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what a shame doctors don’t prescribe vacation to secluded seaside towns like they used to

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so disney is using emily gwen’s lesbian pride flag with no compensation, and she’s still in need of money. i implore anyone who cares at all about the lgbt community to donate to her instead of paying for fucking mickey mouse pins

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I am worried that if i got in a car accident with a girl i would fall in love with her so i am driving twenty miles under the hour per hour speed limit

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i beg you.. stop only consuming kids media.. your life will be so much better