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boy are you peter griffin

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the two fingers creating blaidd the half-wolf

#elden ring

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#elden ring #PREACH 👏 #Rykard actually joined with the serpent because Ranni and radahn made one two many ‘why as a man are you blonde’ jokes

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#bed. go to bed and recover. also can I take a shower in your apartment #I can’t shower with haku in my bathroom I don’t wanna scare him #but I’ve not showered in 3 days. please ram. please see this

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#riolou #cmon man that’s just regular explorers of sky #I do like Riolou though. martial arts jackal beast

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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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so called "free-thinkers" when they hear that their friend has to go pee

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Importing this from twitter because I figured you all might like it

I didn't find anything like this in my search for it, so I put together all of the characters that are in the Adventurer's Bible into a height reference chart.

#holm is upsettingly tall. the idea of a tall gnome instills a primal fear within me that I cannot describe #also ORC SMALL? #ngl I kinda love it. just sorta human sized friends. delightful imo #dungeon meshi

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you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police

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thank you for reblogging my 10-note flop post you are like a wife to me

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Funniest x files moment is the jersey devil episode when scully goes on a date and it doesn't go well and she has a character development moment about weighing how much she wants a normal life and relationship vs being dedicated to her career and the x files. And then it cuts to mulder looking intently at a drawing of a bigfoot with boobs

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2007

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I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone

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that one post wouldnt get out of my head

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#dungeon meshi

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Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

#me circa 2004 at the macys thanksgiving day parade #shout out to the parking garage guy who went out of his way to help me find my doggy stuffie #actual fucking angel