benjamincarmine

[benjamincarmine]

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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do you think they would find each other in any universe

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

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Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood

[benjamincarmine]

A woman's place is on the battlefield

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[benjamincarmine]

First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out

[benjamincarmine]

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

[benjamincarmine]

But babe you love being gaslit

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twitter feed simulator

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Livin la penis smoka

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[benjamincarmine]

humans are a subspecies of elf known for dying really quickly and being stressed the whole time