guessing random things about diabolik lovers characters but I’ve never watched the show and have only seen some clips on YouTube (also I still don’t know half their names) part 2
white bread - the person
Legitimately the most boring and bland person like girl does not have one fun fact about herself
i don’t know why she bothers getting her nails done cause she always bites them
smells like salt
she’s that girl at school that thinks she can break up a fight and then proceeds to get clocked
James cordon
Wears acrylics cause she bites her nails
smells like every perfume ever all at once like if you have asthma stay away from her
constantly overdressed
her hair is a wig but you didn’t hear that from me
Dracula
Introduces himself as Dracula and everyone believes him 😔
Smells like wine
he is actually so dumb but he hides it really well
he bites his nails, but in a ✨ fancy ✨way
Edgelord #1
Glasses and an eye patch man can not see
” oh, this eye patch is making me feel very…anime 😈 “
he really thinks dressing like that is a personality trait
bites his nails with his fangs like a can opener opening a can of green beans
Edgelord #2
He styled his hair like that because he couldn’t find an eye patch and he needed SOMETHING to cover his eye
MAJOR edgelord even more then the first guy, he stans shadow the hedgehog
he too thinks dressing like that is a personality trait
toe nail biter but not his toes, other people’s toes 💀
Edgelord #3
He taught the first 2 everything they know
the red in his hair isn’t natural, it’s hair chalk cause he wanted that shadow the hedgehog look
he thinks his fit eats and honestly it kind of does
acts like nail biting is an alpha move or something
lean mean bean machine
He fine but he probably did something real messed up at one point
bites his nails but when he does it he looks like he’s losing his mind
when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove