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benedicks-dick · 1 year
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2023 I’m going all in on bisexual Shakespeare. I’m gonna be like oxfordians but for the REAL TRUTH which is QUEER SHAKESPEARE. do you really think a straight man could have written hamlet? do you think someone who never wanted to fuck men AND woman could have created twelfth night? what would a cishet be doing crafting characters like lady macbeth and rosalind and Beatrice? huh? huh? check and mate, straights
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The Kill Claudio phone case I am SCREAMING, perfect post addition thank you for that
Literally came in the mail yesterday. When I first saw it I just busted up. Had to have it. 🤣
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benedicks-dick · 1 year
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speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there
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benedicks-dick · 2 years
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It’s 31425 and I will die on this hill
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this is the big debate on facebook today but frankly starting with 3 is the only thing that ever felt right to me and everyone else is wrong
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benedicks-dick · 2 years
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brave words from benedick, the married man. much ado about nothing, act 1 scene 1
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benedicks-dick · 2 years
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oh my god
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benedicks-dick · 3 years
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“Long Train Journeys” by Jordan Bolton
Part of “Scenes from Imagined Films” Comic
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benedicks-dick · 3 years
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benedicks-dick · 3 years
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so aria and I, trapped in quarantine for months and being generally the most extra lesbians you’ll ever meet, spruced up our kitchen. pour one out for aria, who came up with the idea of the accent cabinets and then Made It Happen. local baroque femme is engaged to brilliant handy aesthete, news at eleven. 
(I meant to share this on twitter with like a hundred people and it went SO VIRAL that I’m getting messages from family members who are now seeing it on meme aggregate sites on instagram. with some paint and a little imagination, you too can have chaos in your mentions!)
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benedicks-dick · 3 years
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wait i just realized that my mom gave me new stuff for my keyring the day after she complained that i kept accidentally sneaking up on her because i don't realize how quiet i am. my mother belled me like a cat and i didn't even realize
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benedicks-dick · 3 years
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David Tennant: Please. Just once. Let me be a normal person in this show/movie, I am nearly 50 years old I can’t do this anymo
Various directors, throwing skinny jeans at his face: NO you will be an ANGSTY EMO SLUT now UNBUTTON THAT SHIRT
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benedicks-dick · 4 years
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Hamlet At Elsinore (1964) + Articles from The Onion
Part One - Part Two
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benedicks-dick · 4 years
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benedicks-dick · 4 years
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Drunk Bitch Hierarchy of Needs
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