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I'll be perfectly honest. I thought Anthony Bourdain and Michael Imperioli were the same person until about 2 mins ago. I thought he was an actor-author of the same ilk as Stanley Tucci

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I need every public place to have detailed descriptions of the entire place + how to behave and what behavior is acceptable or not and i need it all as straightforward as humanly possible

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hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living room

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wizard losing a bid

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Shirley Jackson, We Have Always Lived in the Castle Vincent van Gogh, Garden at Arles (1888)

#sexy font...

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Jambalaya time

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first breakfast in the sun in months

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I AM THAT IS

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Somehow every time I use my moka pot I close it such that the valve is on the same side as the spout so as I pour I get hissy water steam coming out. Wickedness

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“Interior” - John Sten

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She was the sloppiest girl on the planet every time she forgave Rumple for what he did I lost a bit of myself. Every time

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Genuinely why does the world have no good green blankets

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ig credit: lerafromsaintp.

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I love that once upon a time had such amazing fans. Can you imagine not having had someone to do this work for you

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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Watch as "pint sized loser" causes a controversy about bullying public figures in a way that Frank Hester's racist comments regarding Dianne Abbott never could