Morty’s reaction in the last gif (´。• ᵕ •。`) ♡
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I remember telling myself. Wow pesto is so hard, I'll never be on that level of cooking. And after many many years of watching some of my favorite cooks and too much food network haha, I've made pesto from scratch and lemme tell you. I overreacted it's so simple it's just a bitch cause it's time consuming. But it's fucking great. And I'm fucking great. #damnlikewifemeupalready#girlsgotpesto#superfuckingyummy#comeeatpizza
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Where I spend 95.99999991% of my time.
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Hello liquor, goodbye liver. #iworkataliqourstoretoo#TGIF#itsbeenhellavaweek#igetdiscounts#imgoingballsdeep#youshouldkeeppostedonmysnap#itsgunnagetphysical#imalreadystoned
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EAT MORE PIZZA!
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I need sleeeeeeeeeeeeep
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I don't know how or why but god do I love this man.
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Green Eggs and Ham: Pesto base. Mozerella cheese Egg cracked right on top, Toss that in the oven, bake Top it with some arugula and prosciutto #jesusfood#fuckingdeliciousfood#someonepleaseeatthis#literalmouthgasm#imnotlying#itstoolegit
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HE CAUGHT ME 😂😂😂😂😂💩😀🌟
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Haha, he never knows, and he never shall!!! Mwah a haha haha haha haha haha haha
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Wake up early to make bread for the day, little do they know it's not the only things baked ;)
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💖💋🌟😘
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Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do we swim, swim! #betafish#brandybowl#magicalkingdom#littleblackbeta
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I love my home. I love cooking in it, I love showering in it, I love everything about my home.
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Damn. I'd marry me, Spinach, feta and cream cheese stuffed chicken wrapped in bacon, with a side of green beans, feta, and bacon, plus some sweet corn bread. #imwifeymaterial#bitchesmissedout#yummyfood#homecookedmeals#happytummyhappyhome#damnimgood
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He's cute, and sweet, and fluffy, and full of life, AND he's so handsome I melt everytime I see him 💖💖 Oh and that's also my hamster, the cutiepie that stole my heart!
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LOOK ITS CHUBBS!!! #myhamsterbaby#hessofluffy#lookatthatbooty#thoseears!!!
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