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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Stolen from @535zip on Twitter

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Get in losers, we’re hunting BOW’s

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bro’s gorgeous 🥹😭

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Someone could do a clinical study on daddy issues and their affect on relationships with the only data being me and the way I feel about Pedro Pascal’s Joel Miller

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🌺💙🌺

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i want this man to do the most horny, disrespectful, downright nasty things to me and i hope to god that alain mesa nevers finds this post because i could not even claim that i was making a joke

i wont him

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F! PRONOUNS USED! girly!darlin and darlin who’s more blunt and rbf typa gal

angel: 😽🫶

darlin: 😐🫶

heavy on the angel X darlin one i feel like angel is very affectionate i mean love language is physical touch, hugs you like she’s sending you off to war, cheek kisses etc yk and darlin who’s not used to affection yet just kinda like warming up to it like this is how i imagine darlins mind

the beginning: 🤨 this is v strange my alphas mate is hugging me and…why is she speaking to me like a child.

after a while: “what do you mean you can’t sit on my lap and nap with me??? because david will get grumpy??? whatevs 😒”

also thinking about how darlin probably playfully flirts with angel and david just like “i’m glad my mate and tank are bonding- wait WHY ARE YOU KISSING HER HAND” (theyre def gonna do more “bonding” later tonight)

also darlin would def be like “it’s not gay i’m just saying that if you were single i’d def date you…why’re you guys all staring at me???”

AND AND angel made friendship bracelets for her and darlin and she was like “ik you have a tough image to uphold so if you don’t wanna wear it in public that’s fine i put a lot of pink on it anyways and ik blacks more your thing and pinks mine-” “no give it to me i’ll wear it everywhere even to pack meetings”

anyways gfs besties darlin and angel

I believe in Alexis x darlin and angel x darlin supremacy 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

#redactedverse #angel x darlin #redacted asmr #redacted darlin #redacted angel #david shaw #shaw pack #redacted lovely #redacted david #redacted alexis #redacted sam

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not a rq

this aint a rq, but i love your villain todo x cute wife reader story frfr

OMG THIS IS LIKE MY FIRST INBOX ASK QUESTION COMMENT THING EVER??? THANK YOU SO MUCH ILY this was very exciting to me to like see someone actually fucking said something im new yall be nice 😭🙏 but thank you so much i also love villian!todo i dont see a lot of him on here but i just love the like “he’s scary to everyone but soft for her” trope and he fits perfectly into that in conclusion i ❤️ villain shoto

#villian #bnha shoto x reader #shoto todoroki x reader #bnha shouto #shoto todoroki #shoto x reader #shoto x you #shouto x reader

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i’ve been binging redacted asmr like its a problem atp but y’all know how i’m basically only a shoto thirst account I NEED TO SEE MORE REDACTED ASMR SPECIFICALLY MY BAE VINCENT HE MAKES ME FEEL A CERTAIN WAY OML 😭😭 im about to start filling up my drafts with a bunch of rambles about him 😁🫶

#redactedverse #redacted david #redacted lovely #redacted vincent #vincent solaire #vampire #redacted asmr #redacted asher #redacted avior #redacted milo

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this is beautiful HE IS MY MONA LISA I AM BARKING DROOLING ATB THE MOUTH THEY DREW HIM SO WELL 🫶🫶🫶

I have my theories about what’s gonna happen in the manga and idk I think shoto turns into a tired sad man scruffy man so I wanted to doodle that.

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guys i went to get a pedicure today but all i could think about was ProHero!Shoto having a huge small crush on you, his assistant. Who he doesn’t know IS A MILF CAUSE UR A SINGLE MOM BUT HE DOESNT KNOW RIGHT??? so one day the sitter cancels on you and you have to bring your 1 year old daughter to work. You have your own office when someone’s covering front desk near shotos office for you but shoto just misses you so much he wants to see you so he goes to your office a little ways from the front desk. He walks in to see you typing away on the computer unaware of his presence and an adorable 1 year old in a little play pen with dolls and blocks etc. She looks exactly like you…shotos heart drops a bit as he sneaks next to the playpen to get a closer look, were you married??? he’d never seen a wedding band. except for the one in his mind he wanted to put on you because small crush right? after you notice he’s in your office you apologize and explain and he just says it’s okay and he understands he never knew you were married as he asks to pick your daughter up you say it’s fine (shoto using his pro hero detective skills to try and figure out if you’re married) you tell him you’re not and dad left blah blah and in between the conversation your daughter blurts out “papa papa!” YOURE FUCKING EMBARRASSED BROO “no no baby his names shoto” you chuckle out embarrassed and red at the face. “do i look similar to her father” “she’s never seen him i’m so sorry shoto she’s learning to talk and she says anything she wants, cmon baby do you wanna go to grandmas maybe she can take care of you?” you try and grab your daughter from shotos arms. BUT OF COURSE because of me SHE STARTS CRYING TO “stay with papa”. you don’t know what to do your one year old has taken the executive decision to make your boss, fucking pro hero shoto her dad. Your panicking to calm her down while all it takes is some cooing from shoto and bouncing her in his arms to get her to relax. Your embarrassed as hell but shoto is pushing back a shit eating grin he’s very happy, because not only does he get you his assistant he’s been crushing on since he started his damn agency now he gets your daughter as well HE GETS A KID WITH YOU??? fuck yeah shoto figures this is a sign from a higher power telling him to make moves on you so he can secure you. 😼

#shoto x you #bnha shoto x reader #pro hero shoto #bnha shoto todoroki #shoto todoroki x reader #shoto fluff #shoto x reader #shoto todoroki #pro hero shouto #shouto todoroki x reader #shouto x reader #shouto todoroki #shouto x y/n #todoroki x y/n #todoroki x reader

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i’m alive guys 😁

the situation is still out of control

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pro hero!shoto Todoroki XBimbo!Reader

NSFW headcannons

(this is like a pt2 because last time i did sfw hcs)

•shoto always treats you like a queen, you wanna go shopping? which of his credit cards do you wanna take. You want a getaway? where in the world do you wanna go (on the private jet ofc)

•there’s always 2 ways things go sexually. Most of the time the sex is passionate and loving with shoto always praising you and reassuring you you’re doing things right so that both of you are receiving pleasure (and ofc he asks you if he’s doing things to your pleasure as well)

“mm~ ah!~ f-fuck sho like this?” you said while you straddled shoto. “yeah baby keep up that pace god just like that my love c’mere” he said while pulling you into a kiss. “Feels good baby?” he grunted. “fuck!~ yeah sho~! feels so good oh baby!~” you said, you were becoming a moaning mess, shoto chuckled at the dumb state you were going into, he thought the incompressible babbles you let out were so cute. “Love you so much princess, now cmon, cum on my cock and take all i have to give you~”

•he loves cumming in you. but when the sessions are more passionate it’ll be different then when y’all are having a rough session. like when it’s passionate he’s more like

“fuck needa cum inside you, please baby please gotta fill you up” shoto moaned out. “please please come inside me sho! wanna be full wanna be full with ur cum fuck sir!~ breed me please~! ah~!” you mewled.

•will definitely be more slow and caressing in passionate love making he wants you to know how much he loves you he’ll usually try to like light a couple of candles

•he watched a lot of rom coms with his sister growing up and he takes a lot of his romance from that some is his own yk but like i said he’ll light candles he’ll do the rose petal thing and the moonlight dinner and the famous ferris wheel kiss (this isn’t nsfw but a thought so it’s going in here)

•The other rare side of shoto in bed is more rough. This side usually comes from his jealous fits or when hes had a really bad day. Although a note; he would never go past your comfort zone or do something to make you unhappy.

•He would probably do like edging, bondage (do handcuffs include bondage or like no?? cause he does that too) also temperature play. definitely teases you 10X more than he already does when he’s in a rough mood.

•also idk if this is a kink but like fucking you in front of the bedroom mirror 😻

•y’all definitely end up fucking in the kitchen a lot…and the dinner table. shoto has no shame. 👩‍🦯 (also i plan on doing a whole separate smut post on this hc because i’m a slut for it 😸)

•he’ll also probably rip ur clothes if he’s that horny

“no- shoto! no that’s enough!” you scolded. “what” he said monotonously. “these is a new blouse you bought me this one just last week for the one you ripped the week before that!” “so i’ll buy you another one” “shoto no i don’t wanna get dirty right now i have perfume on and everything. just wait until we get home mkay shosho?” “fine” he grumbled.

•he definitely gets pouty and will throw tantrums when he gets jealous horny, especially because most of the time it happens at work so he can’t do anything about it until a couple of hours.

•like i said earlier 100% prefers cumming in you. (breeding kink) he asked you ofc before he started doing it. But it’s different when he’s in a rough mood

“ah~! faster sho i want it faster~!” you moaned out. He smirked and crashed his lips into yours while quickening his pace once again and turning his thrusts more rough. “fuck ‘m gonna fill you up so nice my love. You live for being filled up like this don’t you? just can’t get enough of getting stuffed with my cum, this pussy is mine to breed and to suck on.” he grunted out. “yes yes! i’m yours sho! it’s all yours.”

•oh and he always makes sure to fuck you to the point where you’re a babbling mess whether he’s in a rough mood or not he always likes to fuck you stupid (literally)

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Pro Hero!Shoto Todoroki X Bimbo!Reader

SFW Headcannons

i’m gonna make an NSFW one in like 30 minutes be prepared because i have like no shame 💀

You and Shoto are the complete opposite bf and gf dynamic. He loves you with all his heart but he has no idea how it started he has no idea how someone as serious and boring as him, got someone as Bubbly and cute as you.

you and him were in your second year of U.A when you met you were part of the general studies class assigned to shotos group for a school wide project, at first he found you a bit…concerning you were clumsy, dismissive, and couldn’t focus on a subject. But after spending one on one time with you he was head over heels he thought you were an actual angel 😭

He likes explaining things to you because you always tell him how cool he is for knowing that stuff also he finds it really funny to figure out how ur brain thinks

“so you’re telling me the bald man did not invent capitalism in america”

“yes my love jeff Bezos did not invent capitalism”

“then why does he have the bitcoin didnt he like make it”

“that’s not the same thing sweetheart” he said as he placed a kiss on ur forehead

He also loves watching you do like little fashion shows for him like you’ll come back from the mall to your shared home or apartment and walk in with like dozens of bags. “sho do you wanna see all the stuff i got” “of course let me make room”

He gets very excited and takes pictures of you trying on every outfit. He’ll do the same thing with your hair or makeup one time you asked him to curl your hair because your curler broke and he was so focused. and he loves making your sheet facemasks cold for you when you guys do skincare days

he is more then willing to do the facemasks with you and he even puts on one of those cute hair pieces and you take like a bunch of photos for your instagram 😻

When you have to go to like formal events with him he likes matching outfits with you like not so obvious matching but someone will probably connect the dots

When he’s like sitting down doing taxes or the mortgage you say you wanna help but he doesn’t want to frustrate you so he just lets you sit in his lap and watch him or once in a while read him some titles of things

you update his instagram for him because he never posts unless it’s pictures of you or you and him together

whenever you have to go run errand shoto always try’s to plan his days off to align with your errand days. he figured it’s better to accompany so you don’t get lonely (and so that he’s not so worried about you)

He figured out he needs to run errands with you one day after this guy at the car shop overpriced you for an oil change he showed up at the car shop after you told him about it and started yelling at the guy 😭

‘m sorry sho, should’ve known he was making me pay too much or something.” “no, no it’s not your fault baby i could never be mad at you for something like this, that bastard has no shame.” he said giving you a kiss

you guys have those subscriptions where they bring fresh food and recipes to your doorstep because you’re not good at doing things without really detailed instructions but y’all still need to eat so when shoto can cook he does but sometimes he’s super busy at work so you end up doing one of the recipes the subscription gives you

if you guys have any dogs or cats and they cause trouble you’re probably the one that gets them out of trouble with shoto every time. “no baby no don’t put him in his crate he didn’t mean it he’s just a puppy” you say to shoto while struggling to hold your dog in your arms. “it was just an accident right bubs it’s just an accident? say sorry daddy” you say speaking to your dog while kissing him on his lil head.

shoto gets very jealous if you have pets together 😭 you’re just a very loving person but he wants that only for him.

you try to have conversations with him on current events without sounding completely stupid and he really appreciates that you try but he finds the conversations more cute then philosophical or analytical especially when you try to pronounce big words the article said

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