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new favorite meme

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

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The tiger He destroyed his cage Yes YES The tiger is out

"The Tiger" by Nael, Age 6

Prints

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When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

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Vax and the raven queen, because I love Angst and DnD and Critical role.

It is a slow process catching up tho, I am still watching C1 but I don’t particularly mind. :3

Anyway, hope you like this.

#fUCK yeah new vax art in this hte year of our loRD

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YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS IS A 1 TO 2 YEAR OLD DOG??? YEARS??? THIS THING??? YEARS????

(SOURCE)

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this is a man who just lived through bingo and is now questioning everything

EDIT: Now I'm reading through the Game Changer tag I have to say: All of us after Bingo. Sam Dalton I know you've been there the whole time!

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how does one even go about explaining this to anyone??!?

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I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

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Decathect To withdraw one’s feelings of attachment, as in anticipation of a future loss.

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Starfire by Max Elmberg Sjöholm

#the way i see this as one of my krynn tho

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really interesting reddit post

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look here's the thing:

"hey there demons, it's me, ya boi" "i've connected the dots/ you didn't connect shit" "rock n roll buckaroo!" "we're here for the cult stuff, we saw an ad on craigslist" "(wheeze)"

those Iconic Quotes? all from buzzfeed unsolved!! when has watcher/ghost files, with their stylized graphics and higher production value, ever churned out this kind of banter!!

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I am just. So weirdly tickled by this Watcher situation. Like yes, initially I was very disappointed and upset but honestly now I just think it's funny. I can't remember the last time a creator or group of creators misread the room this hard. Like they really thought they were cooking with this one. They had a countdown to this. They announced their paywalled streaming service with their whole chests and expected rapturous applause. Instead, there has been a non-stop chorus of boos and thrown tomatoes for days now. They would have probably gotten a better reaction if they had posted a video where they sprayed a dog in the eyes with soapy water.

It's all so pleasantly... low-stakes. The consequences are nonexistent. It's not like the Ned Fulmer situation, where a friend group is destroyed, real life relationships are ended, and young children are potentially subjected to the trauma of divorce. Nah, all that's happening here is three idiots will be making a lot less money than they wanted. Maybe they'll learn something, maybe they won't. Either way, they brought it entirely upon themselves, and that makes it okay to laugh at in my books. So I will!