The fucking horse girls are trying to recruit me
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dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson
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“Koko, the gorilla famous for knowing sign language, was asked where gorillas go after death, she responded by signing “Comfortable hole, bye.”“
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take a flower shower! sing it sing it babe
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he will never be over it
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sorry but there's simply not a malewife on the level of joel hammond from santa clarita diet. his wife turned into an undead flesh eating monster and he was like sweetie of course i will find people for you to kill and eat. i love you so much. i'm going to go have a panic attack.
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Mutuals if you want to interact simply pass through this foggy gateway nothing bad will happen
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Fantasy books need to stop with the "Noun of Noun and Noun" title format please I am begging it's been going on for at least a decade at this point
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Keanu Reeves in Point Break (1991) dir. Kathryn Bigelow
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I'M SO EXCITED FOR ABBOTT ELEMENTARY I COULD SCREAM. THE PREVIEW PREMIERES TOMORROW, DEC 7TH AT 9:30 ON ABC
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Ah yes, chemistry
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