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I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

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#the nerd website???? #get out of here

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having narratively irrelevant sex with my one dimensional wife. in a flashback from before her death btw

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genuinely in fucking tears over this

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IG : @emperorofmischief

#kronk

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how do you become so well read?

by reading

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There’s character assassination and THEN there’s making the character a cop. You could have just killed them, actually

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#not on Nancy’s for a second #the hell you taking advantage of a girls small business for?

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

#you’re tumblr famous to me

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I love when fiction makes the audience feel guilty about their role as the audience. When something fucked up is treated as a joke but later it's recognised how fucked up it was and the audience feels guilty for finding it funny. When a character breaks the fourth wall to plead for help, and you can't do anything so you just watch. And you know that the characters pain isn't real, but they're begging for help and you're not helping because their suffering is entertainment for you

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The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

#this one and the black night gown #I wanna make em one day #why are night gowns so so slutty? #technically they’re ugly shapeless things but like??? #maybe that’s a female gaze thot

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

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if someone wakes up for the first time that day at lunch time and they eat is it breakfast or lunch?

#when I wake up late #which isn’t often because I’m an old lady and get sleepy early #I still find a way to eat three meals #if I wake up on time but only have coffee and my first meal is lunch I consider the coffee my breakfast #the only thing constrained to the measurement of time is brunch #between the hours of 9:30 to 11:30 #those are brunch hours #you can have breakfast between those hours #and lunch too surprisingly #probably not on the same day #but an early breakfast demands an early lunch #it’s literally in the name you are breaking your fast #delinquents #call it #you are still breaking the fast #your honor I rest my case

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Declaring bankruptcy after buying 1 sandwich and 2 books

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this may or may not be a fantasy writing exercise for me. please reblog

#moth wings 🥰