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*sebastian and christian sitting on a bench*

mark: why do you guys look so sad?

christian: sit down so we could tell you

*mark sits down*

sebastian: the bench is freshly painted.

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Lando: I know we've been talking about Carlos a lot this morning, but another thing I love about him is he just gets me, you know?

Oscar: Can he come get you right now?

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What if the hiker Charlie got lost in the forest and met the forest sprite Seb.

Seb found this poor little boy getting frightened and confused because he couldn’t find a way out of the forest. He wanted to help Charles but the forest sprite couldn’t show up in the real form in front of a human, otherwise the sprite would lost the magic and turn into a common human being. So Seb shaped himself into a bunny to lead Charles to the right way, sometimes into a squirrel to teach Charles how to identify those nuts and flowers which could be eaten.

As a forest sprite Seb always tried to help a lot of strays. But few of them took the guidance from a bunny seriously. Charles did. He even talked to the bunny Seb as if he knew this bunny could understand what he said.

Mixed acorns with petals. Drank sweet raindrops and glistening dewdrops. Slept on a log together. Charles survived.

They almost made it to go out of the forest. Charles very much appreciated the little clever bunny that magically helped him out. He was even so obsessed with this adorable animal that he wanted to take him back home as his pet. Seb couldn’t step out of the forest but he also found himself was reluctant to part with Charles.

Charles caressed the bunny Seb, kissed his forehead and told him maybe it was the last time in his life to see him and he would always remember him because bunny Seb saved Charles’ life. Suddenly the sprite Seb realized this was the emotion that they humans called “Love”.

It was like a lightning punctured his heart. All at once, the bunny disappeared. Instead, the real Seb, blond curl with blue eyes, stood in front of Charles and stared at Charles in peace. Charles was too surprised to speak a word and he stood still with his big beautiful green eyes open.

“It’s magic.” Seb smiled, “The magic that enable you to take me back home.”

#sebchal

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mochi sebchal dump

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Sebastian Vettel's forest expedition close to Nürburgring during a primary school event

read about it here

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dogs or cats? 🐶

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Missing Seb and Charles as teammates 🥺

Everything they did was iconic and created chaos. Every on track issue resulted in more iconic moments.

You had Arthur and Fabian taking and posting a selfie like their brothers haven't just nearly killed eachother. It was a "Kim would you stop taking pictures of yourself your sister's going to jail" moment.

You have Binotto saying he took them to a restaurant after a fight and they switched phones, went through eachothers pictures and ended up laughing at eachother and that's how they made up eventhough again they wanted eachother dead like an hour earlier.

You have Silvia and the rest of Ferrari's PR team fully prepared to have Seb and Charles kiss to kill off the rumours and articles of them hating eachother.

You have Britta and Mia (Their PR officers) becoming besties and dragging their flop drivers into rooms to have them fix their issues. Literally two parents forcing their kids to hug it out.

The constant "bullying" Seb did to Charles and Charles ate it up every single time. Seb literally kicked him in the ass mid interview and Charles just big dimple sparkling eye smiled at him.

The multiple occasions Charles got pissed off with Seb and was seen climbing onto the counter to sit and pout. Literally a cat.

Marcus Ericsson being asked what he thinks of his ex teammate Charles and Seb and if he thinks they'll be a good match and he proceeded to say the most insane sentence about Seb being able to be a good teacher for Charles and Charles being the perfect student. Okay king I see your "teacherxstudent Melanie Martinez Teachers Pet" vision. And he was right.

Hourglass Challenges my beloved. Every single one of those videos ate the c2 challenges up. The consistency of Seb absolutely destroying Charles and Charles giggling and smiling like his ass wasn't being beaten 13-1. Charles he's kicking your ass and you're blushing like he just complimented you.

Extra special mention to their "Guess Who" video and Seb asking Charles "Is he pretty" knowing Charles had to either insult a driver or call a rival pretty. Charles having his answer as Max genuinely malfunctioned so much that Seb tried to help him and he still lost. Bonus is Seb purposely getting Charles to rant about questions knowing he'd use his answer as an example and Seb would use Charles descriptions to guess the answer faster.

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i fuckin LOVE getting on this app and COMPLAINING

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puppy chal🐶🐾

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Damiano and Charles do not know each other on a biblical level but I'm 100% convinced that at some point they did have a lil homoerotic moment that involved Damiano offering Charles a cigarette

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"Okay! Sit still!" -gif version💖

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Seb: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Lewis: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

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Lance: I’m sorry that I looked at Fernando and lightly grazed his left tit, alright?

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Lewis: Know why I called you in here? Nico: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. Lewis: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine* Lewis: Accidentally?

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what kinda of pride flag is this 🇩🇪

#sebchal #ferrari decided to pay homage to seb