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idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that

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horrifying intimacy: SLIME (2024)

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when hamsters are born they see a silver thread that connects them to their gruesome and peculiar death and they follow it like soldiers marching to war.

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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

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my favorite conspiracy theory is that they regret what they did to me

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isn't it so funny there's such a thing as "customer service voice"? Like I have to speak to you like a child or you'll rip my face off like a wild chimp

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save me little treat… little treat save me…

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its so freeing when you realize you can literally write whatever you want 

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its fucking dember.

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unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice

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Seeing my friend Face Fuck Frank today

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Mary Oliver, "From The Book of Time." Devotions

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if i was a deer the first thing i would do is get a prion disease. the second thing i would do is run into traffic