I've been thinking the past few days about how, after the scene in s2 where these huge chains fall from Stiles' locker, everyone in school thinks he's either in a gang or into some very deep BSDM, and there's like this tally that goes around where people annotate things they've heard him say and debate over why it points to one or the other.
I mean, someone will hear him say human sacrifices and they'll immediately go 'alright so this guy is roleplaying some very hardcore stuff', but then someone else will hear him say something like we gotta find the bodies and then it's like... maybe not roleplaying?
Werewolf? Depending on the context, it's a code word or the name of a rival gang (his gang??), or like some weird kink no one's sure they want to know much about.
Also, Derek Hale is definitely involved somehow, but this doesn't help clarify whether Stiles is in a gang or if he and Derek are just into some very kinky shit. There's a tally on that, too.
so incredibly funny that stiles stilinski was like. Ah fuck. sheriff dad found me at the gay club when i shouldn't have been at the gay club, because werewolves are real and i'm best friends with one, and also there's a really really really big paralytic lizard who is a classmate of ours running around, and we're trying to stop the big lizard (classmate reptile) (must be a tuesday), and the lizard is at the gay club, so now we have to be at the gay club, but sheriff dad doesn't know about werewolves and i can't tell him. so i have to say Well dad. i am here at the gay club when i shouldn't be. because i am Gay. I Am Gay At The Gay Club. and for no other reason. and then stiles stilinski's sheriff dad tells his son. You're not cute enough to be gay. and this was ON our televisions and it was the best show in the world.
you are literally so popular HOLY SHIT HOW ARE WE MOOTSSSSS
"you are literally so popular" babe just as @starchasersunseeker and @beautyoftheships I am not :P I am a certified loser with a cool-person disguise on.
Now I need someone to randomly drop baby Eli on Derek in S2 and watch him try to take care of a toddler in the middle of everything. Raising a toddler and new werewolves sounds hilarious.
Though the most likely is that Derek had a child in New York without knowing about it and then when the mother died Derek learned that he was a father (through someone searching for him so Eli wouldn't be placed) and welcomed Eli.
But honestly I love Derek being a dad even if his conception makes no sense timeline wise.