beatrixutoniumx

[beatrixutoniumx]

#i screamed #inspo.

[beatrixutoniumx]

✫⌒ open starter

location: anywhere

“hey, uh, not to intrude in your personal bubble space —“ beatrix gestured around them, “— but i’m kinda getting the vibe that you’re not ... 100% awesome, right now? also you’re on my jacket,” she pointed.

#wastarter #i first thought she would be at a club or a bar or somewhere with drinks but #this can be anywhere now !!! :3

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her first instinct was to reach up and touch her hair. she knew it always looked like a bird’s nest whenever she just landed from a flight, so it wasn’t her fault that this random idiot saw her 0.5 seconds after she landed around the corner. her second instinct, was to grip the ice-cream cone tighter in her hand. it cracked slightly, the chocolate dripping through.

ever since the professor told her that starting a fight was not a reasonable reaction to insults like these, beatrix had stopped. but that didn’t mean it was easy finding healthier alternatives. 

she smiled instead. “aw, thanks, man. cute and messy, that’s actually my whooooole thing,” she said with a laugh, mimicking the way the blonde spoke. her grin turned wicked. “you know what else is cute and messy?” she stuck the ice-cream on the blonde’s chest and smeared it around.

open starter location: up to mun.

“aw you’re hair looks so cute.” penelope compliment, “the way it’s so messy and disheveled is a vibe! you look like you just rolled out of bed.”

#c: penelope hainline #and i OOP-

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aprilcneil​:

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april rolled her eyes playfully as she let out another laugh. beatrix was funny and kept april on her toes. 

“very true. so don’t judge if i eat half the box in one sitting.” she said, as she began to walk her to the break area. elias daily wasn’t a small building by any means but april had learned the short cuts like the back of her hand. “corporate espionage! a girl could only dream. unfortunately i’m stuck writing about the makers market.” she sighed, “they don’t trust me with the big stories yet.” 

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“i will judge you but only to give that gold medal to you at the end because that would be insanely impressive,” she pointed out. beatrix’s head kept swivelling as she was led through elias daily’s corridor. “i’ve never been inside an office building before,” she thought aloud, before pulling a face as she remembered: “— not one that’s, like, intact anyway.” the amount of times she’d been punched into a townsville office building couldn’t be counted on both hands. “aw, hey, maybe there’s some maker’s market espionage. i see some people down there lookin’ shifty all the time,” she encouraged. “what, is this like a hazing thing or something? you gotta prove yourself?”

#c: april o'neil

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aprilcneil​:

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when april noticed beatrix from her small desk she couldn’t help the smile that appeared on her face. anything would be a good distraction from the grunt work they had her doing. but, it was especially nice to see trix. 

“one second!” she mouthed back, turning to look for her boss. looking into their office she saw they were in a meeting and it was the perfect time to slip away for lunch. quickly gathering her things she made her way over to trix. “donuts? what’s the special occasion?” 

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after april mouthed ��one second’, beatrix nodded, and proceeded to pretend to ‘walk downstairs’ behind the glass — just for that extra laugh point if she could get it.

when april appeared seconds later, she hopped up. “special occasion? who says we need an occasion for some bomb-ass donuts?” she held the box out, opening the lid slightly. “every day is donut day if you put your mind to it,” trix said dramatically. “so what are you reporting on today? corporate espionage?”

#c: april o'neil #trix has one goal and its to make the cool girl laugh

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flynnridcrs​:

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“ your first mistake was walking into a bar for a hangover cure, ” flynn pointed out, smirk on his face as he motioned to the glass in front of her filled with what his recipe book called an amber moon: vodka, tabasco, and a raw egg. “ someone told me once that drinking a raw egg helps with brain function… now, what do you really want ? some gatorade ? french fries ? ”

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“ i didn’t walk into a bar ... ” trix paused for effect, before flashing a superstar smile, “ i walked into HOME, baby. ” if this was an anime, her wink would have sparkled. “ but when you said you were makin’ an amber moon i didn’t realise the moon would be a whole-ass egg. ” she pouted. “ i waaaant ... chocolate milk. like ... a double-chocolate milk. ”

#c: flynn rider

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evcrythingnice​:

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brynne had originally wanted to go thrifting for the 4town concert - the fact that she had managed to get floor seats for herself and her sisters on their birthday was literally insane, and they must dress the part ! but, as per usual, it wasn’t easy to stay on task … especially when shopping was involved. a pile of outfits in various shades of blue lay abandoned in the corner as brynne and trixie inspected the costume section instead.

“ take that back - i am a delight, ” brynne huffed, arms crossed as she glared as her sister while mirroring her in the process. unfortunately, the material of the fake armor didn’t seem like something that could easily be altered … but trix seemed so set on it that she didn’t know how to tell her that. “ i don’t know if serena specializes in armor, ” brynne said delicately before looking to a cropped shrug that she saw earlier. it was basically just sleeves, but it was silver and crocheted in a way that made it look like chainmail. “ what about this ? this kind of looks like something ! ”

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beatrix just pulled a face, neither confirming nor denying if her sister was a delight. ( of course, she was, but trixie didn’t have to say that out loud ). “ aw, man, i just want good armour. like i would get actual metal armour if i could. i’d look so badass, like heath ledger in a knight’s tale, ” beatrix sighed, daydreaming about a medieval jousting tournament. when brynne offered the cropped shrug, she pursed her lips to the side as she considered it — “ ahhhh, it’s okay, maybe there’s an actual blacksmith around somewhere in, like, a dark alley or something, ” she tried for a more positive smile.

her eye was drawn to the large pile of blue outfits, and then her much smaller pile of green outfits. “ i swear to god we’ve only been in here like 10 minutes, how did you already ... ? what were we going for again ? Y2K ? what does that even stand for ... ”

#c: brynne utonium #from a one-liner to two paragraphs ah yes we're back baby

[beatrixutoniumx]

✫⌒ closed starter ( for @aprilcneil​ )

location: elias daily

spotting april, beatrix blew onto the glass of the window leading into the bullpen of desks at the elias daily. with her free hand she drew a smiley face into the steam.

“ special delivery ! ” she mouthed, lifting up a box of donuts and grinning. she gestured an eating motion with her hand. “ lunch ??? ” she mouthed again.

#its just gals being pals you guys #c: april o'neil

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#im not saying that beatrix supports murder but #she's definitely the one thats like nodding impressed and saying 'fuck it lets go' #inspo.

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flynnridcrs​:

status: open location: replier’s choice

“ I know what you’re thinking… and you’re totally right. don’t judge me. ”

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beatrix massaged her temples, leaning over the bar. “ i flew all the way over here for a hangover cure and this is what you give me ? like ... why ... what is ... how do i even judge what i can’t understand, man, ” she pouted, utterly confused at the concoction in front of her, not even noticing the slip of the tongue by saying she ‘flew’ here. 

#c: flynn rider

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evcrythingnice​:

status: open location: replier’s choice

“ you’re about as intimidating as a butterfly - and that’s coming from me. ”

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beatrix stood there in the costume area of the thrift store, standing in the secondhand, ill-fitting fake dark armour she’d found in the corner. she huffed as she crossed her arms. “ ... okay, first of all, you suck and i hate you. second of all — i said imagine this but like cooler and actually fitting me. who’s that sewing friend of yours? the hot one? she can fix it! ” 

#does brynne have a non-hot sewing friend #im on a roll tonight with new trix headcanons #she's now interested in larping ?????? WHO KNEW #c: brynne utonium

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onwcrds​:

— ❛ open. ❜  

location: replier’s choice .

🚐 ⠀  ⠀ ⠀  ⠀ ───────────       “   I   always   bring   my   stickers   with   me,   you   know   that.   ”

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“ okay good, because i need you to, like, get your shiniest sticker ready for my forehead, for the cool-as-FUCK idea i’m about to drop on you. are you ready. ” beatrix’s grin was giddy. she held her hands up, palms wide open, in anticipation. “ ... a LARPing tournament. i just think you should. i mean, do you already ? it’s about time we do it again. i would completely body a tournament like that. and we could be in, like, the same group and annihilate everyone. ”

#c: barley lightfoot #adopted big brother barley #dont think she knows how larping tournaments work but she has the spirit

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ofsundropsx​:

— ❛ open. ❜  

location: replier’s choice .

☀️ ⠀  ⠀ ⠀  ⠀ ───────────  “   I   had   the   time   of   my   life,   fighting   dragons   with   you.   ”

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“ ... i was screaming long live , da-da-da-da we made ... so bring on all the pretendeeeeers, ” beatrix sang along with chill gusto, if a little off-key, though she didn’t seem to notice it (and her wrong lyrics). she sipped at her coffee with the contentment of an old woman kicking her feet up after a long day. “ taylor swift. always right. shout-out to my sister for blasting her music all the time, i think i became a fan through pure osmosis. did they play, like, a classical music version of something during the ball ? i swear to fuck, they did. ”

#MAKE THE ZULEY-MUSE TAYLOR SWIFT GRAPHIC WE ALL NEED #i double-dog-dare you #beatrix remembering song lyrics wrong all the time is a new top headcanon #c: reagan cymbeline

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zcinks​:

Shaggy turned and was really impressed with the plate she’d made herself. “Yeah, name’s Shaggy but scared alley guy also fits me. I did yeah. I do live there.” He had to laugh as he kept putting food on his own plate. “Yeah, they’re here somewhere. Youtube does have everything nowadays. I guess you could say we are.” 

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“Oh, shit, Shaggy! Shaggy, Shaggy, Shaggy — sorry, bro, that’s on me. Can I tell you something, man, I never really got starstruck until I started meeting people here and after watching Mystery Inc. stuff for, like, ever ... it’s kinda weird and cool to see you in real life,” she admitted with a an awkward grin. When he confirmed the rest of the gang was around, Beatrix did a little squeal. “And now you guys have, like, your base here and everything. Doesn’t it get hard to separate work from chilling, though? Or is mystery stuff just not work anymore?”

#c: shaggy rogers #secret mystery inc superfan beatrix utonium #event: full moon ball 2k23

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leonardosfm​:

🐢 ⠀  ⠀ ⠀  ⠀ ───────────       “   you   gotta   let   him   know   he   missed   the   memo.   not   you   trying   to   pit   two   blues   against   each   other.   i   promise,   baby   blue   and   i   have   an   understanding.   a   mutual   agreement   if   you   will   on   our   signature   color.   ”      leo   laughed.   although,   he   would   kill   at   a   lip-sync   for   your   life   thank   you.      “   yeah,   i’m   kinda   cool   or   whatever.   working   at   the   exclusive   club   33   or   whatever.   oooo   prepared   to   have   your   socks   knocked   waaaaaay   off.   ”      leo   smirked.   the   slider   hopped   over   the   bar,   doing   a   quick   look   around   to   make   sure   no   one   could   halt   the   magic.      “   alright,   get   ready   for   the   three   star   hurricane.   ”

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“ look, i get it, i’m amazing and i’m a life-changing experience for everyone who meets me but, like, tonight i’m taking a break from saving people,” beatrix flipped her hair this way and that. “ ugh, of course you guys would’ve settled on this already. ” like the adults that brynne and leo so clearly were. “ if you guys had a green-based brother, i’d be on my way to fight them right now. right now, man. ” beatrix hopped onto the stool in front of the bar, giving a loud yelp and a laugh as she realised it was a spinny one. as leo prepared everything, she spun around a few times. “ a three — star — hurricane — ? ” she asked, mid-spin. stopping herself, she held onto the bar a little as she slow-blinked to stability. “ enough words !!! PREPARE THE DRINK ! ”

#a wild freddy appears !?!?!?!? #event: full moon ball 2k23 #c: leonardo hamato

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ofpriderocks​:

— ❛ open. ❜  

location: the restrooms .

🦁 ⠀  ⠀ ⠀  ⠀ ───────────       “   yo,   whoever’s   hotboxing   the   bathroom   better   hurry   up.   i’ve   had   to   piss   for   twenty   minutes   now.   ”      simba   groaned   as   he   leaned   against   the   wall.   with   how   fancy   the   place   was   you   think   they   could   afford   a   few   more   bathrooms.   he   was   desperate   at   this   point   for   some   place   to   go.      “   i   don’t   want   to   hear   shit   from   mickey   mouse   if   i   let   nature   flow   in   the   gardens   this   is   ridiculous   .   ”   

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beatrix huffed, her upper body leaning against the wall while her legs stretched out in front of her, bored as all hell in the line for the bathrooms, but not quite busting. “ honestly, man, i’m right there with you but legit ... should we just kick them out ? i’ll take the fall for it if it ends up being the mayor himself.  for a DOLLAR, i’ll punch the door down and throw them gently out of the window. gently, ” she emphasised.

#c: simba shauku #event: full moon ball 2k23

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aprilcneil​:

closed starter for @beatrixutoniumx​ location: the full moon ball

april had spent a majority of the ball interviewing different people for elias daily. being an intern was not really the ideal title but the fact they trusted her to take a few pictures and interview guests was progress from when she first started at the publishers. pulling the camera up she took a few shots of different people as they walked around the beautiful ballroom. when she zoomed in on someone she knew– well, someone who was a friend of donnie’s. but, a friend of donnie might as well be a friend of her’s right? 

gaining the courage to compliment april walked right over. thankful that the skirt of her dress was detachable and turned the yellow gown into a nice fitting jumper. “not to be a total creep but you look bangin’ in that suit!” 

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throughout the night, beatrix had gotten four girls’ phone numbers ( still a classier line than just asking for their instagram, she figured ) and they’d all written them down on her arm. she was in the middle of rolling up her sleeve to look at them in the light of a lamp when april walked over. almost immediately, beatrix started rolling down her sleeve, only getting it halfway down before she was right in front of her. 

“you think so?” trix beamed, her proud smile looking a tad bashful as she looked down at her outfit. “coming from you, man ...” she held her hands out to april’s dress, shaking her head in disbelief, “you’re ... practically glowing. y’know, speaking of being a creep, i was one too ‘cause i saw you around earlier but you looked a little busy, are you working or something?” she teased, pointing at the camera.

#c: april o'neil #event: full moon ball 2k23