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my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

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When you are alone and have a heart attack. What are you gonna do then?

Take a 2 minute break and read this:

Let's say it's 5:25 pm and you're driving home after an unusually hard day's work.

You are really tired and frustrated. All of a sudden your chest pains. They are starting to radiate in the arm and jaw. It feels like being stabbed in the chest and heart. You're only a few miles away from the nearest hospital or home.

Unfortunately you don't know if you can make it..

Maybe you've taken CPR training, but the person running the course hasn't told you how to help yourself.

How do you survive a heart attack when you're alone when it happens? A person who is feeling weak and whose heart is beating hard has only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness.

1. But you can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very strongly! Deep breaths before every cough. Coughing should be repeated every second until you arrive at the hospital or until your heart starts to beat normally.

2. Deep breathing gives oxygen to your lungs and coughing movements boost the heart and blood circulation. Heart pressure also helps to restore a normal heartbeat. Here's how cardiac arrest victims can make it to the hospital for the right treatment

3. Cardiologists say if someone gets this message and passes it on to 10 people, we can expect to save at least one life.

4. FOR WOMEN: You should know that women have additional and different symptoms. Rarely have crushing chest pain or pain in the arms. Often have indigestion and tightness across the back at the bra line plus sudden fatigue.

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Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

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Gerard Way: THIS SONG IS ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE. IM SHOVING MY TONGUE DOWN MY GUITARISTS THROAT WHILE WE PERFORM IT. IM COVERED IN BLOOD AND I KEEP TOUCHING MYSELF. VISIBLE ERECTION THROUGH THESE TIGHT WOMENS JEANS

every teen magazine putting him on a highlighter yellow and pink splash page with Katy Perry and The Jonas Brothers: we just think he’s neat

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wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

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irl tumblr meetup with the mutual circle but no one says what their url is so u have to guess who is who

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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0 cis women have been harmed by gender neutral language around pregnancy

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I can’t believe “fake gamer girl” was an actual concept guys thought existed literally the most unfuckable guys who have ever lived were convinced girls were faking being interested in loser nerd hobbies to impress them

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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying