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dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth

[bearded-shepherd]

#good laughs

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#my autobiography #good laughs

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[bearded-shepherd]

OFTD

#poop knife

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#respectfully ma'am

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#serving cunt 💪

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They are just like me forreal

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it used to be 2007 you know

#good laughs

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#def a clone

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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

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I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.

I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can't use ctrl+f to find the specific information I'm looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don't want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.

At least give me a fucking transcript.

#i would just read video transcripts

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#emotions are a double edge sword

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#the notes and comments are pretty braindead #a lot of f you the vfx artists which is sad #anyway the use of both practical and cgi is chef's kiss