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Stone cooking supports used to grill skewers of meat by Minoans on Santorini, circa 3600 years old. The line of holes in the base supplied coals with oxygen. Many consider modern "souvlaki" street kebabs a direct descendant of this portable food system. Museum of Prehistoric Thera, Greece. More: https://thetravelbible.com/museum-of-artifacts/

#they carved little heads on them???? #they didnt need to have heads they wouldnhave functioned without the heads #but they put the heads on bc this is a tool and it is art and it is not one or the other

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mind if i cough in your ear all night? / mind if i resent you for a year tonight?

#the locked tomb

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#i often say “live ___ reaction” irl and im not sure people know what im referencing or if they think its just my own original saying

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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"goddess" "matriarchy" "female wisdom" girl your civic rights

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#OINK OPTION!! #cant wait to hold OINK: the darty next weekend

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" I still can't believe that mister beast is panda pig"

#its in quotes bc i said it! #and its true. i still can't believe this

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What’s your favourite line from good omens?

The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.

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the evolution of gideon describing harrow smiling in gideon the ninth: a comprehensive collection

Then Harrow cocked her head to the side like a quizzical bird and smiled a tiny, contemptuous smile. (Chapter 2)

The necromancer could not hide a triumphant smile. It stretched her mouth and made her split lips bleed. The sight was incomparably creepy. (Chapter 14)

Harrow’s lips curled. They showed her teeth, stained slightly pink with blood. She smiled again—slower than before, just as terrible, just as strange. (Chapter 14)

Harrowhark smiled. This smile was unusual too: it betokened conspiracy, which was normal, except that this one invited Gideon to be part of it. Her eyes glowed like coals with sheer collusion. Gideon didn’t know if she could handle all these new expressions on Harrow: she needed a lie down. (Chapter 16)

A small, astonished smile creased her mouth. The smile transformed her face into an affliction of beauty that Gideon had heretofore managed to ignore. (Chapter 32)

Gideon looked over her shoulder at her, and caught the Reverend Daughter’s smile. There was blood sweat coming out of her left ear, but her smile was long and sweet and beautiful. (Chapter 36)

The Reverend Daughter of the Ninth House smiled, tiny and triumphant. Then she keeled into Gideon’s arms. Gideon stumbled, sick with terror, kneeling them both down to the ground as Harrow lay like a broken rag doll. She forgot her sword, forgot everything as she cradled her used-up adept. She forgot the wrecked ligaments in her sword arm, her messed-up knee, the cups of blood she’d lost, everything but that tiny, smouldering, victorious smile. (Chapter 36)

i will be over in the corner crying and you all are welcome to join me

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I'm giving Anastasia a try, on the fence

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#rope 1948 reference??

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I think if Harrow saw a baby she would cry. I think she would be too scared to even touch the baby and would hate the way it cries but she would not hate babies. My poor wet rat of girl knows the value of life and probably thinks the fact that babies have more bones than adults is cool