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i could talk at length about how bruce kneels at the shadow of john grayson and remains terrified of calling dick grayson his son, both from the weight of loving someone that deeply and the fear of replacing dick’s parents. how they’re father and son and brother and brother and best friend and companion and confidante and confessor and they’re so tangled up in each other that they’re trapped in the cage they both refuse to leave. but people are still gonna try to convince me that dick is not bruces child in any real way that matters. cmon now.

#usghdhhsh post likethese make me go insanenee #HE KNEELS AT THE SHADOW OF JOHN GRAYSONN UR KIDDINGNGF #grayson

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gets invested in best friends today (one of rooster teeths channels)

rooster teeth shuts down two months later ..

#i cant have one goddamn channel😭

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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i’m starting a collection

#i lovee u canes idc what the haters say

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how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag

#meeeee smile

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Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes

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This is one of the most insane ratios I’ve ever seen

#CLEAREDDDDD

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me when I find something that I wrote when I was having a mental breakdown

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#wonder

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Just wasted another day doing absolutely nothing

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#on god

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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most relatable episode of malcolm in the middle is when he stops being mean for a week and gets an ulcer