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i honestly think the "oc dont steal" brand of humor died as hard as it did because literally nothing will be as funny as Σario

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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular

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SENSHI would want you to get enough sleep and have nice nutritious meals

CHILCHUCK would want you to know your worker rights and what your labor is worth

LAIOS would want you to embrace your passions and try new things

FALIN would want you to take care of your health and treat others with kindness

MARCILLE would want you to practice necromancy and have gay sex

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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

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Laios you have to stop. You eat too good. Your swag too different. Your tits are too fat. they’ll kill you

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there’s a decent amt of neurologists who’ve called the sleep schedules we’re obligated to be on despite flagrant conflict with our natural circadian rhythms “borderline torture” and the work hours we’re expected to put in despite the fact that the average person can only maintain maximal efficiency and focus for 3 hours at a time “nearly inhumane” and i think about that a lot

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cant believe they gave this woman enough money to ruin the environment for singing vapid shit of this caliber for over a decade. have some shame man. get a grip. what the hell are any of you even doing

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I don’t care about it at all (I have carried its weight around like a rock on my chest since the very day it happened)

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you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

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Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.

Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.

I feel like I’ll never catch up.

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may i share with you the best video on the internet

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#hamtaro

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"we can care about palestine AND want the show to be renewed 🥺" not when said show is run by zionists and fired an actor for supporting palestine, no. you can't, you absolute hypocrite.

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Pendid are u scared..... of the .

T…. t…… t…… th….. th……… th…. Tg….. tg……. Tge…… Tge……… theg…… The fucking….. GOLIRA?????????

🦍

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"I wouldn't want to bother anyone," I say as the thing inside of me eats me alive.

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do you have the 'not arguing with a zionist kill yourself' image? I need it and it's hard to search for it :(