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This Japanese couple, who have been married for 37 years, share their matching outfits on their instagram account: bonpon511 💗

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Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

#i never use tumblr anymore #but this is fucking hilarious honestly

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#hair

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Frog King of Greed 

His signature move steals health and magic points 

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Sprig of rosemary by Becca @ Ink Dog in Brattleboro, Vermont

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Sufjan Stevens introducing “Majesty Snowbird.”

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But wait...so is Blake Lively NOT seated next to her husband? These pics have Ryan Reynolds in between Andrew Garfield and Jake???

Jake will be sitting next to Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively, and Andrew Garfield at the Golden Globes!

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“But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.”

10 Things I Hate About You (1999) dir. Gil Junger 

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sufjan, please, just let me waste my life away on the internet in peace

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Jake Gyllenhaal jogging in St. Barts, Dec. 31, 2016.

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harry potter rated by how often harry bathes

philosopher's stone: no baths/showers. mentions a cozy fire feeling like a hot bath so must have bathed at least once in his life. wipes out a troll in the bathroom so that's something. 2/10.

chamber of secrets: the dursleys let him out to use the bathroom twice a day, we can assume he cleanses occasionally here. spends most of the book in a bathroom doing many things except bathing. 5/10.

prisoner of azkaban: no baths. a filthy year for the young wizard. 0/10.

goblet of fire: one of the tents at the quidditch world cup has a birdbath. perhaps harry bathed in that but it isn't specified. has a bath! a bubble bath! an important occasion. 9/10.

order of the phoenix: possibly bathes at the dursleys. droplets of grawp's blood are said to shower upon him. probably the closest he came to bathing that year. 4/10.

half blood prince: no baths. poor ginny. 0/10.

deathly hallows: sits on the edge of a bath. probably doesn't know what it's for. 1/10.

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New/Old - Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of ‘Brokeback Mountain’ (2005)

#kill me

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#did they just fall in love?