Okay, ocean, but just barely! Still dead though.
go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish
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I'm memeing my way to a bestseller and no one can stop me.
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I am once again suggesting Tom Jane as Roland of Gilead. He's already got the costume.
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DEADGIRL: DAYBREAK Releases Today
It’s here, at last, this second: the prophesied 4th novel in the Deadgirl series. Grab it on Kindle or Paperback by clicking on those very words right now, or add it on Goodreads by clicking that word. The internet is fun.
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Deadgirl 4 Launch Day!
It's launch day!
The 4th novel in my series is out today, in paperback and Kindle.
I am but a humble indie author who loves monsters, high school drama, and super-powered ladies kicking spooky ass. If any of that sounds good, check out the link to the whole series and start at book 1.
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Deadgirl: Daybreak Available for Pre-Order
Deadgirl: Daybreak is available for pre-order now! Also check out links to the Goodreads page and the whole series. Thanks everybody!
That’s right, folks, the Kindle edition of DEADGIRL: DAYBREAK can be pre-ordered on Amazon right now and delivered to your device o’choice on February 20th.
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One of the many reasons Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man has been my favorite live-action Spidey. His "hey I just did your job" take on cops is perfectly Peter.
the copification of peter parker in recent years is insidious and also gay
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Darkest Dungeon 2? Absolutely fucking not. I'll be insane, shitting my brains out from an infected swine knife, and devoured by a cannibal baby literally 12 minutes into my trip.
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Authors, are we allowed to make memes from our own books?
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DEADGIRL: DAYBREAK Gets a Publish Date (and a Cover)
Big announcement for the 4th Deadgirl novel
Hey everyone! If you’ve been following me or my books, you know it’s taken a while for this last novel in the Deadgirl series to hit the streets, as the kids say (the kids do not say this). Turns out a three-year serious family medical journey and a pandemic is a real kick in the nards to creativity.
Anyway! I have good news and hopefully not bad news for those excited to read the final…
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Working on the 2nd draft of "Daybreak," just read the climax for the first time since I wrote it, and I kind of love it?
I normally can't stand the first draft of anything I do. Am I getting better or are my standards lower? I'm fine with either, for the record.
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My beautiful bard boi Corbin the Face, poised with rapier and violin to wreck some illithids
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Find Me On Threads
Just blasting it out to the universe that I’ve been on Threads for a bit and I’m very active there, so feel free to join me if you’re looking for my various interweb ramblings. I’m @beecjohnson, and here’s the link.
Excelsior!
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ROMEO + JULIET (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann
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Ahhhhh. "Beef" on Netflix for your next binge show. A+++ recommendation. Full honors, 21 gun salute.
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Exciting news
First draft of Deadgirl: Daybreak is complete. At last.
Get ready y’all.
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