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OH MY GOD! Life made 😍
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Hazard during his presentation at the Bernabéu | June 13, 2019
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Some Europeans really just decided several hundred years ago that they were the apotheosis of beauty, morality, and rationality and then went on to endanger the entire human species. Wish they hadn’t!
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Hakan... Almost scored a beauty. You would not be able to take your eyes off of it.
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so if you like Mert Günok a.k.a our goalkeeper you should definetely watch Iceland-Turkey bc you will see a lot of him. we're playing that fucking bad 🤗
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KEEP DOING THAT
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MMMMMMM I'M SORRY MY LIL BABIES BUT WHAT THE FUCK :)
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so we have a saying in Turkey and it goes "okyanusu geçip derede boğulmak" and that's exactly what is happening right now lol
okay we’re playing real bad 😑
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okay we're playing real bad 😑
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congrats iceland, you fucking got cancelled 🤗
why the fuck do iceland make Turkish NT suffer like that?? 2 hours of searching at the airport????
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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FUCKING BRUSH
why the fuck do iceland make Turkish NT suffer like that?? 2 hours of searching at the airport????
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why the fuck do iceland make Turkish NT suffer like that?? 2 hours of searching at the airport????
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beginner’s guide to Turkey NT, a.k.a. the kebabs as snaccs
disclaimer: what you’re about to see here right now may cause intense feelings in your nether regions and makes you wanna question your commitment to the other national teams!
OLDIES BUT HOTTIES (Those that are around since 2016 or so)
Mert Günok, Goalkeeper. The most lowkey dude ever. (Basaksehir SK, 30) 
why the hell this man doesn’t have any decent photos or any sort of instagram account istg imma rage. just take my word for it he’s a hottie.
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Harun Tekin, Goalkeeper. The penalty king. (Fenerbahçe SK, 29)
Not getting called up recently, which is honestly the biggest crime I’ve ever witnessed in my 25 year long life but sirrrrrrrrrrrr congrats on your face and body and overall existence. not only he’s a dad but he’s also a daddy u kno what I mean??? me gusta mucho
Also do yourselves a favor and watch his penalty saves on youtube, you’re all welcome.
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Serdar Aziz, Defender. The Ginger Ale (Fenerbahçe SK, 28)
He’s injured these days so he can’t grace us with his sexiness and overall hotness, but he’ll be back shortly to end mbappe’s career himself for the second leg.
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İsmail Köybaşı, Defender. Cameras hate him. (Fenerbahçe SK, 29)
honestly the least photogenic person I’ve ever seen in my entire life. he’s so bad at football these days that not even his own club wants him, but we should call him up for the NT just to stare at him sometimes. A total snack, I rate him 100000/10.
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Nuri Şahin, Midfielder. Everyone’s favorite Turco-German. (Werder Bremen, 30)
Retired but I’m trying to raise 300 million euros to bribe him so that he would come back from his retirement, so far I raised only like 8 euros so it’s not going great. *cue guitar* I miss you, bitch. I ain’t gonna stop missing you, bitch.
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Hakan Çalhanoğlu, Midfielder. Asshole but in a hot way. (AC Milan, 25)
His whole thing with his wife and his time in leverkusen are so problematic im not even gonna touch that. but what I’m gonna touch given the opportunity is those daaaaaaamn abs. jeez dude how can you be so textbook keko but also this hot at the same time?? I demand answers.
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Oğuzhan Özyakup, Midfielder. The Not-So Flying Dutchguy (Beşiktaş JK, 26)
to be honest, not my thing, but Eda @youmeafterthegame likes him very much and he’s her personal emotional support keko with one working braincell that happens to be emo all the time, so he’s included. also, the camera hates him just as much as it hates Ismail.
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THE NEXTGEN - We will die for them, we will kill for them.
Berke Özer, Goalkeeper. The Golden Boy. (Fenerbahçe, 19)
My favorite son whom I love with all my heart. A BABY, but also a straight-up hottie cause he got my genes. He loves everyone so much and everyone loves him back, like a puppy dog but once he hits puberty, everyone will be in a grave danger. Also he has the best bromance with his transfer boyfriend (2nd pic) that would overshadow all your crappy ships.
+ he kinda looks like kepa idk we just feel like it.
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Enes Ünal, Forward. Hipster child of the Kebab NT. (Real Valladolid, 22)
Too much Harry Styles vibes, love him for that. He has a girlfriend who also plays football (and I think she’s waaaay more successful than him? who even knows) and they’re adorable. A child that grew up right in front of our eyes, and then said “fuck this, imma go play at man city and then play in every single team in la liga for a year and nothing more”. he once demolished atletico madrid in 5 minutes and that was very sexy of him, congrats my son. (sorry Eda)
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Kenan Karaman, Forward. “Where have you beeeen all my life?”. (Fortuna Düsseldorf, 25)
ngl I had no idea he existed until like a week ago or something but woooowwwwww……. sir you��re a fine dude with an even finer face. congrats on your overall being. 
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Mehmet Zeki Çelik, Defender. My new husband once he gets old enough. (Lille, 22)
mmm excuse me sir but you don’t get to do that??? you don’t get to look like that while you’re living in france and not in turkey?? I’m sorry but this is the law imma ask you to come back here immediately and not to leave my sight not even for 1 (one) second thank u in advance.
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Dorukhan Toköz, Defender. The guy that ended Paul Pogba’s career prematurely. (Beşiktaş JK, 23)
does he play in a horrible, horrible team? yes. did I hate him with a great passion during the season out of my duty to my own club? yes I did. but now it’s time to come together and when I say it’s time to come together, I really mean coming together if u know what I mean………. congrats boy, you’ve made into the “trees I’d like to climb on” list.
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that wraps things up I guess thank u for reading but more thank you to me for sitting down my ass and creating this masterpiece. you’re welcome tumblr, you owe me a big time! 
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Una leggenda! 🇮🇹
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