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*"A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES" followed by the sound a dodgeball makes when it hits you*

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.

Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"

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My stupid Harkonen barber shaved my head and called it the Rautha Fade

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Comun works really fast, Aoko's FGO profile is already translated.

Mostly contains information about her social status in the clock tower, or information from Mahoyo or Tsukihime. Two interesting bits:

Aoko's poor money management and constantly robbing Touko both became servant skills

But so did her meeting with Shiki. Aoko meeting Shiki in the Tsukihime prologue was always a narrative passing of the torch (the protagonist of Nasu's unpublished novel pointing the protagonist of Type-Moon's first commercial work towards the future), but it's kinda cute that their meeting was so iconic they had to give it it's own special shoutout in FGO.

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Con sonido! 🔈🔉🔊

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i open the lesbian tag. i see 20 posts about gold star lesbians in a row. i close the lesbian tag

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This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

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I love R. Dorothy Wayneright so much it’s unreal.

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I need people to stop glorifying the 4B movement in Korea, from a Western (white) perspective. Stop it. If you are blissfully unaware of this (having not been on TikTok) - in theory, it makes sense. No sex with men, no dating men, no child rearing with men, and no marriage with men. But. BUT. Feminists in Korea are problematic AF. I know this from both personal experience (having been on the receiving end of their ire online) and everything I've read about them, in Korean. I see all these white TikTokers (and even some in the Korean diaspora) fawning over how "we" in the US need this and, no. If your feminism is transphobic, hates gay men, hates men in general, that's not the feminism I'd endorse. Why is Korean feminism transphobic? In 2020, Korean feminists ACTIVELY CAMPAIGNED AGAINST a woman who was accepted to Sookmyung University. An all womens' university. But she was a woman, you say. What could be their problem? According to Korean feminists, they didn't want a "man" in their space. Because she is a trans woman. This is not unusual for Korean feminists. Having lived there for 5 years, to some extent, I understand their anger against misogyny. But if you are truly against the toxic patriarchy that exists in Korea, you must also help dismantle military conscription because that is where a lot of men become radicalized, bullied, etc etc and "grow up" to be the most toxic form of men seen on this earth. But Korean feminists don't give AF about that and in fact, I've read a lot of them express that it's good for men to suffer. Guess what? That view is internalized misogyny and toxic patriarchy, too. And I don't want to hear it about the movement being so "young". Korean women have stepped up to the plate before in our history. We are capable of better than this fucking nonsense. It's a bunch of transphobic, gay hating radicals that have hijacked what was supposed to be about social justice. WOMAD (link is to the Wikipedia article, not their site) and Megalia are the two sites they stem from. It is the most toxic group of people I've ever had the displeasure to encounter online. Any form of criticism is, at best, ignored and worst - I've been "called out" for being Korean-American, and therefore, to "butt out" of "Korean issues". Amongst other bullying I've personally received. And yes, not just on forums but on public articles that I've commented on.

I know it's a catchy title and it appeals in theory but please, please do not glorify these transphobes and TERFs. They don't deserve your attention.

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GODDAMN HOT

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Never give up on your dream Shirou, I know for sure one day you'll be able to get the big naturals you so wistfully desire

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I recall at least one of you guys having worked with livestock animals. Why are cows so damn indestructible while horses keel over and die if mercury is in retrograde or a dog barked in Kazakhstan?

gettingvetted here.

Let me tell you a story about how livestock animals work.

In the beginning, God created the horse. God looked at the horse and saw that it was beautiful and strong. “However,” God said, “it breaks too easily.”

Then God created the cow. God looked at the cow and saw that it was more durable than the horse, and tasted good to boot. “However,” God said, “it poops too much.”

Then God created the goat. God looked at the goat and saw that it was perfect.

God looked around and saw that he still had some spare bits of fluff on his work table, but no brains to put into it. So then God created the sheep.

Now let me tell you what my equine surgery professor said on the first day of class.

“Horses are only interested in two things: homicide, and suicide.”

And that’s all you need to know about horses.

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Help an Ultrakill dev recover from acute parietal haematoma

"Hello, my name is Lois and I have created this GoFundMe to assist in my twin brother's recovery from an acute parietal haematoma. This massive brain bleed has resulted in paralysis of the right side of the body, extreme weakness in the rest of his body, and the inability to speak. Current cognitive status is still been evaluated. There is a long road to recovery ahead, including physical therapy, occupational therapy and speech pathology."

The quake mapper and 3d modeler Samuel2213 recently suffered a Parietal Haematoma. It happened a few days ago and he's stable, but he has a long road to recovery, and is lucky to be alive. He's a lead 3d modeler for Ultrakill and Wrath Aeon of Ruin, he did the models for gabriel, v1, and many of the other enemies. if you love those games please help out. Here's some of his work you might know.

Please reblog to help.

#can't help much but will reblog for visibility

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elaborate on the canon dragon cock,

I am soooooo glad you asked it's been driving me nuts that Ryoko Kui gave us this gift and most of the fandom doesn't even realize it

Falin was fused with a male dragon. and you can literally see her dragon dick in some scenes. Thistle has her straight up spread eagle with their foot resting on her dick at one point!!!!

and like here's the thing I understand if ppl missed that. bc it's kinda subtle! but ryoko kui is a MASTER of anatomy, and she's also known to be a bit of a monster fucker (under exaggeration lol). She knew exactly what she was doing and this was a gift that she bestowed upon us and I think we need to appreciate this gift horse!!!

#dungeon meshi spoilers

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elaborate on the canon dragon cock,

I am soooooo glad you asked it's been driving me nuts that Ryoko Kui gave us this gift and most of the fandom doesn't even realize it

Falin was fused with a male dragon. and you can literally see her dragon dick in some scenes. Thistle has her straight up spread eagle with their foot resting on her dick at one point!!!!

and like here's the thing I understand if ppl missed that. bc it's kinda subtle! but ryoko kui is a MASTER of anatomy, and she's also known to be a bit of a monster fucker (under exaggeration lol). She knew exactly what she was doing and this was a gift that she bestowed upon us and I think we need to appreciate this gift horse!!!