battleos

[battleos]

on the puter

GIVE ME YOUR YAOI!

#virus.txt #emails

[battleos]

[battleos]

Indeed. Welcome to Battle Windows. We hope for you to enjoy our company, just as we will enjoy yours.

Do have fun, now!

oh yeah we have a tumblr account

#virus.txt

[battleos]

what the hell is "tumblr"???

oh yeah we have a tumblr account

#dragon.txt

[battleos]

stop forgetting we have a tumblr account!!!!!!!!!! how else am i gonna become a tumblr sexyman

oh yeah we have a tumblr account

#doll.txt

[battleos]

oh that's not good what if we get harassed online thats scary

oh yeah we have a tumblr account

#slime.txt

[battleos]

dont remind me . everytime you remind me i go outside and i smash my phone with hammers and rocks so i dont have to look at it you Understand ok

oh yeah we have a tumblr account

#knight.txt

[battleos]

oh yeah we have a tumblr account

#magician.txt

[battleos]

“can a robot even have mental illnesses” they are allowed to have whatever they want. don’t be fucking rude

[battleos]

*eurodance dj voice* ARE WE ON THE FUCKING COMPUTER OR WHAT????

#hi. i’m the computer. get off me please

[battleos]

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

[battleos]

i will go inside a computer someday i think the wires would be like . comfy

#oh my!

[battleos]

Moves at a pace slightly faster than your walk speed but slightly slower than your run speed

[battleos]

Hi. I'm the computer.

You're not getting that.

COMPUTER. SHOW ME. MIRROR DILFS. COMPUTER PLEASE

#virus.txt

[battleos]

imagine, a non-acidic gelatinous cube. its ooze is like that oxygenated fluid mice can breathe. organisms inside it bob peacefully, harmlessly, inhaling oxygen-rich slime. the cube, in turn, absorbs respiratory byproducts that nourish it. it adjusts its atmosphere to soothe and pacify occupants and intuitively ejects unwilling ones. found in dungeons inhospitable to other life, like passages filled with poison gas, it seeks out adventurers to ferry across those areas, offering a mutually beneficial exchange of sustenance.

[battleos]

hey ddont cry. 1 million little piles of slutch on earth ok??

#slime.txt

[battleos]

playing DOOM (1993) on you

excellent

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