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HEY, SO ABOUT THAT NEW EPISODE
What the
FUCK
is happening?
I’m so concerned?? Choices, spiders, death tentacles, probably-vast-related-monsters, BAD STATIC™??? There’s so much to take in here, I’ve got a stress headache. I have so many questions and literally no answers
Anyway, can’t wait for the next episode to probably put me in hell
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absolutely nothing really puts your growth in perspective more than listening to songs you used to associate with your problems and bein able to laugh at it
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Tumblr is apparently doing some crazy nonsense again, so it seems like a good time to remind everyone that Pillowfort.io is a new social media platform that aims to give users control of their content and how it’s seen and shared, as well as provide better communication tools to promote conversation and creativity. If this sounds good to you, you can donate $5 to our PayPal and you will receive a registration link the Friday after your donation. And if you decide the site isn’t for you, you can request a refund for up to three weeks after you sign up. (All money we receive through this process is going towards paying our hosting expenses and compensating our programmers.)
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Looking for a random cause of death for a character? Click here.
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Helpful writing tips for my friends.
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My fortune cookie wants me to write fanfic
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i am SO SICK of unhappy endings. idk about anyone else but the #1 reason i like fiction is because everything can always work out no matter how bad it is. “what if the good guys lost” shut up. you are so fucking boring. give me happy endings or give me nothing
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Angsty Romantic Cliches I’m a Slut For 
Holding their partner’s unconscious/dead body
Sobbing into their partner’s shoulder/chest
One of them is hurt and the other falls asleep in their hospital room
The other losing their mind when their partner is hurt/killed and charging into battle recklessly
“I thought I lost you” hugs
“Don’t go where I can’t follow!” 
One is mind controlled and forced to fight the other
The other refusing to harm them and getting seriously injured as consequence 
The person coming to and seeing what they’ve done
I could go on about this trope alone for 5 hours
A last desperate “I love you!” 
A tearful, hard kiss before battle, bonus points if its a confessional kiss
“Please, I don’t know what I’d do without you.” 
Bandaging each other’s wounds
Both of them injured, and waking up beside each other
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How to finish that last minute assignment
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Kris.. Where’s the Door?
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the problem in The Magnus Archives is that Martin thinks he’s in a found family story and nobody else agrees
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The Magnus insitute has a Facebook page. One of the first thing Peter Lukas does is to post a message saying how sad the whole insitute is about Jon’s injuries and wishing him better.
He uses the crying laughing emoji instead of the sad emoji
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Me: *Goes through ao3 tag*
Me: *Reaches the end*
Me: *Goes through ao3 tag with lower standards*
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i’m a black trans woman, i’m unemployed, and my family is threatening to kick me out.
i need help.
my abusive parents recently found my blog and realized i’m trans and they’re furious. they’ve been increasingly violent towards me and are even withholding food from me. i desperately need food and money to help me move out of this house. i’ve been desperately looking for work but no one will hire me. even $1 would help me tremendously and is immensely appreciated. and even a reblog helps. my paypal is paypal.me/cherrysodas and my venmo is @Nia-Taylor-7
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spongebob my leg guy voice: MY WIG!!!
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Insta | twitter
I woke up and got killed instantly by a tweet
Dont actually zap spiders with laserz
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