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//My first post in forever I know, but I acquired a baby Eliksni today and I couldn’t be more happy with this lil bean! I named him Ozeriks, which roughly translates to “little Light” from Eliksni.

#outofravens #destiny #destiny 2 #eliksni #eliksni hatchling #bungie

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//Fuckin’ soup XD

This is for you Miso

#outofravens #what in the traveler's crack #destiny #((that was fun tho))

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Right, hard to be conclusive about the cause of death but, uh…Well, it’s going to be plague, isn’t it?

#outofravens #((ghosts is a fucking hilarious show))

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//A friend of my girlfriend and I (and fellow Fireteam member) got me the Destiny cookbook and THIS ADORABLE GUY for my birthday and let me open it early because I was having a shitty day yesterday.

IT’S A DUCK OF MY FAVE HUNTER BOI CAYDE-6 HE’S ADORABLE AND SMELLS GREAT AND I LOVE HIM.

#outofravens #destiny #destiny 2 #cayde-6

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“ Like Ikora looks to what we have to attack while Zavala looks to what we have to protect “

//Going on from this, it’s a great parallel because it reflects their different mindsets. Ikora’s mainly been one for taking the fight to the enemy while Zavala knows they don’t always have that luxury and would much rather protect what humanity has, and these traits have only been exacerbated more so since Cayde’s death.

As for the scenes unintentionally being parallels? I personally disagree here. These are both scenes where each leader speaks to Eris and the Guardian. Both express their concern and some form of apologetic regret towards the former and order the latter into action, though the way they do so is, again reflective of their mindsets.

Ikora appeals to Eris first emotionally, then as a leader. Zavala appeals to her first as a leader, then emotionally (and I could honestly write essays about that touch on her arm, really). Neither directly apologise to her, yet they are both apologetic here, for different reasons.

These scenes are definitely deliberate parallels. Beyond showing us that neither Vanguard’s approach is inherently, wrong, I’m not entirely sure what it means, however.

Aight, so no lie this is one of the most beautiful and cinematic parallels I have ever come across in a game (And I don’t think it was even intentional)

I can’t even properly explain this(if anyone has a better explanation, please add) but the way Ikora looks at the darkness(the pyramid) and Zavala looks at the light(the Traveler) is just stunning, for lack of a better term.

Like Ikora looks to what we have to attack while Zavala looks to what we have to protect

#outofravens #destiny 2 #ikora rey #zavala

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CASUAL NSFW CONVERSATIONS  //  sentence  starters

feel free to change pronouns and change words to make them more situation / rp friendly!  meant to be casually said between friends!

“  this  guy  I  slept  with  last  night,  I  swear  to  god  I’m  not  lying,  made  the  weirdest  noise  when  he  came;  sounded  like  a dolphin  but  like,  high.  ” “  ok  so…  you  were  in  my  sex  dream  last  night.  ” “  it  was  really  weird,  kinky  sex  but,  the  guy  knew  what  he  was  doing.  ” “  if  you  don’t  wanna  suck  his  dick,  bite  it  off.  ” “  I  found  a  new  sub-type  of  porn  I  like.  ” “  my  first  time  was  with  this  girl  I’d  been  seeing  and  she  had  no  idea  what  a  clitoris   was.  ” “  the  real  question  is:  do  I  really  want  them  to  spank  me?  or  do  I  have  unresolved  childhood  issues?  ” “  his  tinder  bio  said,  and  I  quote:  28,  gay,  will  suck  dick  for  a  mcdonalds  milkshake.  there  was  a  picture  of  him  sucking  dick  with  a  milkshake.  ” “  her  tongue  was  everywhere  like  that’s… not  where  its  meant  to  be.  ” “  she  wants  to  try  pegging  but  like…  I’m  already  the  peg  master…  ” “  how  do  I  tell  him,  casually,  that  I  want  him  to  bend  me  over  his  office  desk  and  fuck  me  raw?  but  casually.  ” “  I  met  a  couple  who  wanted  me  to  join  their  threesome…  it  was  great.  ” “  I  DO  NOT  RECOMMEND  THE  DRAGON  DILDO.  ” “  is  that—-  nO!  PUT  THAT  DICK  AWAY  OR  SO  HELP  ME!  why  do  you  have  a  photo  of  that?  more  importantly:  WHY  WOULD  YOU  SHOW  ME?  ” “  boobs are  really  soft,  you  know? but  so  are  asses.  ” “  ‘more,  that’s  it,  oh  my  god  you’re  amazing—  I-I-I’m  coming!’  that’s  how  you  fake  an  orgasm.  ”

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//A Vanguard Reborn is here! The latest fic in my Destiny series! Follow my Hunter as she volunteers to become Hunter Vanguard. But with her relationship with the incumbent Vanguard strained, will they let her join them?

#outofravens #destiny #destiny 2 #kara does serious guardian things

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//The latest chapter of the second arc of my Destiny fanfic series is up :D

#outofravens #destiny #destiny 2 #kara does serious guardian things

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//My Destiny series continues with a new arc!

#outofravens #destiny #destiny 2 #kara does serious guardian things

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//Finally finished posting the first arc of my Destiny lore-style series of fanfics. Go check it out! :D

#outofravens #destiny #destiny 2 #kara does serious guardian things

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//So I finally joined AO3 and I’m slowly posting all the Destiny writing I’ve done since lockdown began.

There are two chapters to this particular arc currently up, I’ll be posting the third later.

#outofravens #destin #destiny 2 #kara does serious guardian things

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Red vs. Blue starters (Volume 2)

I am not your mother, so don’t come tattling to me every time one of you does something that the other one doesn’t like. 

I’m telling you, he’s crazy. He keeps threatening me, and talking in a scary voice.

Is this gonna be one of those things where I have to turn my head and cough?

Aren’t you here to join our squad?

I think you need to come up with a new plan. Preferably one that involves me keeping the same quantity of blood that I have right now.

I don’t have a gun, I am a pacifist.

There is no way this bluff is gonna work.

You’re surrendering! You don’t get anything except humiliation and ridicule!

I would just like to let everyone know, that I suck.

Water? We ran outta water six months ago.

I only drink the blood of my enemies. And occasionally a strawberry Yoohoo.

Oh man, that is a burn. Dude, you just got burned. Burned, dude, burned.

Sorry man, but it’s pretty obvious that you’re really unpopular, and if I’m gonna make any progress around here at all I can’t really be directly associated with you. I’m sure you understand.

All I hear is that voice, you know, telling us to kill all our friends before they have a chance to kill us.

Help, the jeep is kidnapping me!

How ‘bout we just don’t take any more prisoners, since we seem to suck at it.

Oops. It broke itself.

What a way to go. Killed by my own mechanical creations. I’m sure there’s a philosophical lesson to be learned from all this.

I know that you said a lot of things that you didn’t mean. People say crazy stuff when they’re faced with their own mortality.

What? You can’t fight a machine gun!

What in the hell is going on at this base?

What? You’re not just gonna leave me out here in the middle of nowhere… by myself?

What’s going on? Are they there? Did they leave? Hey, somebody tell me what’s happening!

Listen, ___, you’re not fooling anybody with that innocent victim routine.

Your soul is a cavern of lies!

You have such excellent motor skills.

Buenos dias, cockbites. Guess who’s back.

There’s a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life.

Are we going on a trip? I love trips! Can we play I Spy? And the License Plate Game?

I ain’t got all day. I gotta gut this fish.

Oh I see. You have no idea what I should do or how I should do it, but whatever I do I should do it fast.

Hey, the box is there for a reason. I like thinking inside of it. I feel safe in there.

Do you have any food? I love to eat all the food.

So after I clipped my toenails, I was gonna apply the ointment as recommended, but I don’t know - it just smelled really funny. So, I decided to taste it, just to make sure it was safe.

Well old buddy, it looks like this is the end for us. Since we’re gonna die anyway, there’s only one thing left for us to do.

I don’t seem to have any memory of you. My name is ___. It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

It’ll be a cold day in hell before I take orders from you.

I got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees.

I don’t know, it looks like some kinda alien artifact. Do the aliens have, like, a home base or something here?

Don’t try to move too much, you’ve been through quite the ordeal.

I do not like to dream. I try not to think while I’m sleeping.

I think you’re kind of obsessed with being my best friend.

Don’t tell me they cancelled the holiday party again. Those cheap bastards.

Come back to me! I made you a muffin!

How about this time we try something that doesn’t involve me being shot at or run over.

Look we can’t just sabotage their equipment, that’s rude.

Hello? Who’s there? Please help me! I’m scared of myself!

You wanna braid each other’s hair?

Shut up you idiot, we’re not here to fight. We’re here to negotiate.

Are we gonna have a sleepover? Because that would be sweet.

Did you just shoot yourself in the foot?

I think this is what they call the calm before the storm.

Oops! Sorry about that big explosion!

I think it would be ironic, if everyone was made of iron.

I just had a really weird feeling that I’m never gonna see this place again.

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Captured Sentence Starters

May contain some uncomfortable scenarios.

“Thrash all you want, you can ever escape this cage.” 

“I’ve finally caught you.” 

“Aw, is it too tight? Good.” 

“You will never leave this place alive.” 

“You are a marvelous creature, trapped in such a small little cell.” 

“Let me go!” 

“You think you’ve won, huh?!” 

“Quit struggling, you will only make it worse.” 

“You seem rather calm for being in your position.” 

“You can’t keep me in here forever!” 

“W-what are you going to do to me?” 

“I’ve been looking for something new to experiment on…” 

“What a fine specimen! Yes, you will do just fine.” 

“I won’t become some lab rat!” 

“As soon as I get my hands on you, you will regret trapping me in here.” 

“What…what is this place?” 

“Where am I?” 

“If you keep struggling, you may lose a limb.” 

“Please! You got to help me!” 

“I’ve done nothing wrong!” 

“If you answer a just a couple of questions, I may let you go.” 

“Do you know how long I’ve been waiting for something like you?” 

“You’ve hit the end of the road, ___.” 

“Do you really think bindings and bars will keep you safe?” 

“I will kill you!” 

“You are not quite reacting like I’d assumed…” 

!?+ add your own!

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//Dallas-13 bio dump?

Dallas-13 bio dump.

#outofravens #kara does serious guardian things

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//Fun things to do while writing Destiny fanfiction:

1. Try to think up alternatives to cuss words, especially when writing canon characters, knowing that the only character to actually swear in game is Ikora (who, honestly, is probably the person you’d least expect from unless you know her background, but even then...)

2. Read lore for inspiration.

3. Discover that the phrase “What in the Traveler’s crack” is a legitimate curse/exclamation (fucking love you, Lady Efrideet).

4. Proceed to laugh because honestly that is better than anything I could come up with.

#outofravens #kara does serious guardian things #destiny

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//Soooo I added my Destiny characters to this blog, seeing as my muse for Cali is low, but for them it is high.

#outofravens

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//I dunno why, considering we know next to nothing about Zavala’s Ghost, but I always headcanoned them as being called Victory or maybe even Nike (who is the Greek goddess of victory).

And she (they’re female in my mind okay?) does take her duties seriously, but she’s a little more carefree than Zavala and tries not to let things get to her or her Guardian (the one piece of lore where Zavala’s Ghost actually speaks, they basically catch him worrying about the Red War and tell him to stop doing it, so).

She would also have a mischievous side (though not to Sundance’s extent) and on the rare occasions Zavala breaks into humour, it’s his Ghost that has suggested it.

#outofravens #kara does serious guardian things #destiny 2